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Begin the match.

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Good reply by Ostapenko.

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When I slither home after a hard day out in the fields,

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there's nothing I like more than lashing a few shtickings into the fireplace.

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And setting fire to them.

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Be careful not to burn your hands like I did.

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While I'm waiting for that baby to get going,

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I do a few rolls on the ground and a few reptilius repetitions,

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just to get the blood flowing.

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Once those flames are licking high, it's time to shtick your coal in it.

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You can generate extra drafdage by using your gooch as a waft.

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Now all that's left is to sit back and warm your sack by the flames.

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You've been peddling lies about Limerick for the last two and a half years.

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In every television station, in every newspaper, you have told lies about Limerick, about your mother, about Teresa Carmody, about Willie Harald.

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You have done nothing but lied.

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You are a liar.

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You are a self-confessed liar.

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Teresa Carmody was three days away from her death when you wrote in your book that you had sexual intercourse.

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intercourse with her.

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You never mentioned anywhere in your book that it was with her consent.

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Was it with her consent, Frank?

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Was it with her consent?

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Frank?

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Frank, do you want to chime in there, Frank?

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It's not a made-up name.

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You named her mother.

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You're going to tell more lies.

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You're going to tell more lies now, are you?

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There was no...

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Okay, that's number one.

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Teresa Carmody.

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Just a minute, we're not finished.

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Teresa Carmody, Teresa Carmody.

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Teresa Carmody.

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Teresa Carmody is a made-up name.

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It is not a made-up name.

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You're a liar.

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You're a liar.

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You are a liar.

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You are a liar.

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Number two, Frank McCord.

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Why are you so obsessed with me?

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Because, Frank, Jesus Christ up in heaven.

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How old are you, by the way?

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How old are you?

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It's irrelevant.

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You hammered your mother.

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You picked her as a lazy, loose-morrowly...

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What I did is so you could be virtuous.

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Good for nothing whore.

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That's what you depicted your mother as.

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You owe your mother an apology.

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Teresa Carmody's parents, Teresa Carmody's family at least, are looking into this program tonight.

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Okay.

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Can I explain something to you, Noah?

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I drove from Limerick tonight to make three points, and I want to make them.

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Okay.

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Make the third.

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I want to make them.

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You're not censoring me again.

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Look at the rage.

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Rage against the machine gun.

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You told Willy Harold.

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Right.

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Well, welcome to the stream, everybody.

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Welcome to the stream.

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It's time to take this game by the horns.

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And by that, I mean complete the game.

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You got to take the bull by the horns.

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What else are you going to take the bull by, do you know?

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Unless you have some kind of bull capturing mechanism.

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You could take it by the ears, I suppose, but I mean it's still going to fucking ram you.

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It's time to take the bull by the bollocks here.

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We've nearly made the end of this stuff.

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It's been a long, arduous journey.

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I drove all the way from Limerick to be here.

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I want to make three points.

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You've censored me before.

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I'm not going to get...

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You're not going to censor me again.

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Welcome to the stream, Shane Larkin.

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Welcome to the Shane, stream Larkin.

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I drove all the way from Limerick to be here tonight.

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Fucking fair pleasure to you, man.

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To get to the stream as well.

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Mark Dargan.

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How are ya?

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Sankey Frones.

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Skanky Frones.

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Frankie Schones is after you.

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The Tash is gone, but it's coming back.

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It's coming back at an alarming rate.

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I agree, I'm after buying some new clobber.

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Round up the boys to come piting.

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I want the whole town to see me.

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Thanks very much for that, Adrian McCormack.

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The tash is gone but it's coming back. It's coming back at an alarming rate.

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I agree, I'm after buying some new clobber. Round up the boys to come piting. I want the whole town to see me.

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Thanks very much for that, Adrian McCormack.

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Lovely little typewriter here.

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Cutscene.

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So, you said you killed Krauser too.

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Krauser, baby. Krauser.

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How shall I return my appreciation?

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What are you talking about? I thought he was with you.

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What are you talking about?

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The fuck are you on about you, you loser.

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Do you really think I trust an American?

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To tell you the truth, I was contemplating how to get rid of him.

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But thanks to you, that's no longer necessary.

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You were just using him right from the start.

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Oh, I must hand it to you. You've demonstrated quite a bit of promise by killing Krauser.

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When your assimilation with Las Plagas is complete, I'll have you serve as my guard.

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Unfortunately, I'm going to have to decline your generous offer. I have prior engagements.

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Oh yeah, watch those. Enjoy your smart money. Well, you can't.

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Well, you can't.

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He's here on a mission of mercy to try and save the president's daughter.

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And it's gone tits up. The whole endeavor has gone tits up.

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Let's get a load of this TMP. Let's lock and load on this baby.

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Where did they get the wherewithal to fucking operate all this stuff? Damn.

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It's about time. Sorry bad traffic. I'll cover you.

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Cavalry has arrived.

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I hear a storm.

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Bit loud that I suppose. I'll turn that down.

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Who's in the, uh, who's driving the heli- the heli chopper there? Is it a friend of Leon's? Is it?

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The name's Mike? You've come to the right place.

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Sweet, sweet beast Mark. Thank you very much.

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You're a great beast. You're a best- you're one of the best beasts around. You're a sweet beast.

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And I want to say thank you very much.

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Okay, thanks very much. Okay, thanks very much.

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Okay, thanks very much.

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I agree, I'm after buying some new clobber. Round up the boys to come put in. Thanks very much.

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I want the whole town to see me. Thanks very much, Schlarkin.

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Six hundred thousand pounds. Such exaggerated pay. Under what condition? The license fee. The license fee.

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They're having a great old time with the Gatling gun anyway.

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The GG.

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Oh, I'll take that green herb. I'll take that green herb all the way to Herbtown. Thank you very much.

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I'll put it in my basket and I'll bring it down to the name-changing ceremony. It's going to take place next Tuesday weekday at- you know where it is.

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Fucking, uh, place on Molesworth Street.

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There's a good video actually of, uh, Bugenhagen in Dublin and he goes up there.

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Check it out.

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Them. Good luck.

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They're no match against a fucking high-powered, high-velocity weapon.

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They also have zero brains, so it's very easy to defeat them.

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Me on Roe, thank you very much.

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Good name, Scumax. Your friendly neighborhood, Spider.

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Thank you very much, Cleo. In a row. Thank you. Thank you.

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Oh, hell man. At the moon time.

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Oh, don't be long.

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I think he just bombed himself there.

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Ah. Egypt's on the ladder.

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Fair bit of shooting and killing going on, that's for sure.

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Seven seconds away. I'll be waiting.

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Phil, thank you very much.

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Seven seconds away.

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Big shout out to Phil Eglinton there. King of the eggs. The egg man.

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And I want to tell you something about Phil Eglinton. He's a great surveyor of the egg phenomenon.

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known as eggs.

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Robbola. Robbola, thank you.

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He's... Look at these guys.

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Why has he got face paint on?

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Where does he go? He's not in the fucking jungle.

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Phil Eglinton was the pioneer

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of the egg phenomenon

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known as eggs,

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which you can find out of

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hen's arses.

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But it was Phil that actually told the chickens

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that they could do that.

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And I want to say here now,

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Phil, it's an absolute pleasure

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to have you on the stream. Thank you very much.

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And I hope it's all going well

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for you in the egg biz.

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Bit of a dump valve

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for you there. Bit of a little dump valve

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sting in the tail for you, Phil.

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You've had your fill, Phil.

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Nobody wants to hear about you anymore.

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Eggs, eggs, eggs.

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It's the exact, exact

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opposite of what the stream is about.

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It's about Snake.

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It's about me.

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It's about Willie Harrell.

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It was never about you, Phil.

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Also, another little random fact there

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about the egg man,

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Philly boy.

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He actually, uh, the Craig David tune,

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Phil Me In,

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was about Phil.

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And it was originally entitled Phil,

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as in Phil, Philip.

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Phil Me In.

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Because he just wanted,

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Craig David really wanted to spend his days

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hanging out with Phil Egglinson

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and eating,

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eating eggs from hens.

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But he couldn't.

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Why?

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because he hadn't made it at that point

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at that particular time.

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He had yet to release, um,

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seven days at that stage.

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And he was only a minor player

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in what was the UK garage scene.

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Look at this.

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I should, I suppose I should, uh,

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take an old herb there.

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Now we've got, uh,

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G14 combined with

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Gorilla,

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Gorilla Hayes

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and Jackie Brosnan Hayes

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with a,

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a sweet, sweet touch

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of Moriarty,

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Moriarty Tribunal,

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um,

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Kush.

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And that's gonna really

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dust off the cobwebs.

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Thank you very much,

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Ravola and

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Phil Egglington

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and Cleonero

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and Schlarken.

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and Sweet Beastmark

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and Adrian McCarmack.

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Can you fill me in?

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Jump down.

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Why would I want to jump down?

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00:15:05,380 --> 00:15:06,440
Don't know what I'm at here.

261
00:15:06,940 --> 00:15:07,640
Don't know where I'm going.

262
00:15:09,060 --> 00:15:10,500
Bit like life in a way.

263
00:15:14,560 --> 00:15:15,460
I suppose, uh,

264
00:15:15,460 --> 00:15:16,640
the path sometimes,

265
00:15:16,920 --> 00:15:17,740
the path of life

266
00:15:17,740 --> 00:15:18,960
is not always illuminated.

267
00:15:19,180 --> 00:15:20,400
You haven't got a big runway,

268
00:15:20,580 --> 00:15:20,780
you know.

269
00:15:21,540 --> 00:15:22,620
See the helicopter disappear

270
00:15:22,620 --> 00:15:23,640
behind the clouds there.

271
00:15:26,220 --> 00:15:26,960
Look at that.

272
00:15:27,120 --> 00:15:28,180
Graphical capabilities,

273
00:15:28,380 --> 00:15:28,680
limited.

274
00:15:32,180 --> 00:15:32,420
Wait!

275
00:15:33,080 --> 00:15:33,560
What is this?

276
00:15:33,720 --> 00:15:34,360
Who are you?

277
00:15:35,080 --> 00:15:36,140
I know who I am.

278
00:15:36,280 --> 00:15:37,080
Cayman Islands,

279
00:15:37,180 --> 00:15:37,920
thank you very much.

280
00:15:37,980 --> 00:15:38,580
Friendly neighborhood,

281
00:15:38,740 --> 00:15:39,540
spider, man.

282
00:15:45,820 --> 00:15:46,960
He's hip to the groove.

283
00:15:47,400 --> 00:15:48,900
He'll need a new hip after that.

284
00:15:49,140 --> 00:15:49,320
Oh.

285
00:15:58,040 --> 00:15:58,880
There we go.

286
00:16:04,940 --> 00:16:07,080
Get behind the groove.

287
00:16:11,320 --> 00:16:13,220
They're very skillful for, uh,

288
00:16:13,220 --> 00:16:14,140
for the undead.

289
00:16:16,140 --> 00:16:18,920
Uh, archaic medieval weaponry as well,

290
00:16:18,980 --> 00:16:20,380
being wielded by some of these guys.

291
00:16:20,460 --> 00:16:22,400
You'd wonder where they get off with that stuff,

292
00:16:22,460 --> 00:16:22,680
you know.

293
00:16:23,180 --> 00:16:24,840
Maybe I'll have time to reload the shotgun

294
00:16:24,840 --> 00:16:25,960
and blast his, uh,

295
00:16:25,960 --> 00:16:26,560
wooden shield.

296
00:16:28,140 --> 00:16:28,540
Yeah.

297
00:16:29,980 --> 00:16:31,180
Who do you think you are, man?

298
00:16:31,300 --> 00:16:31,780
Rambo!

299
00:16:33,700 --> 00:16:35,120
You're fucking dead now, man.

300
00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:39,500
You just got Stalloned.

301
00:16:42,240 --> 00:16:44,580
That lad just got Jackie Stalloned, man.

302
00:16:45,220 --> 00:16:46,660
Fucking Botoxed out of it.

303
00:16:52,180 --> 00:16:54,140
Beyond the Botox.

304
00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:56,400
The Jackie Stallone story.

305
00:16:58,340 --> 00:16:59,640
That would be a good title, actually,

306
00:16:59,700 --> 00:17:00,040
because, I mean,

307
00:17:00,080 --> 00:17:01,980
you are getting beyond what people would see

308
00:17:01,980 --> 00:17:02,880
as the facade.

309
00:17:04,220 --> 00:17:04,900
And, uh,

310
00:17:04,900 --> 00:17:05,780
you're getting to the,

311
00:17:05,860 --> 00:17:09,040
to the person behind that, you know?

312
00:17:10,800 --> 00:17:11,800
Jackie Stallone.

313
00:17:13,160 --> 00:17:14,160
Behind the Botox.

314
00:17:14,260 --> 00:17:15,220
Hopefully she's still alive.

315
00:17:15,280 --> 00:17:15,980
Is she still alive?

316
00:17:16,220 --> 00:17:16,620
Not sure.

317
00:17:16,740 --> 00:17:17,680
We've got to pitch that.

318
00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:19,400
Maybe it could be a costume.

319
00:17:19,640 --> 00:17:20,180
At least,

320
00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:21,620
unfortunately,

321
00:17:21,800 --> 00:17:22,480
she is gone.

322
00:17:22,620 --> 00:17:23,440
Sorry about that.

323
00:17:24,620 --> 00:17:25,540
I didn't mean to, uh,

324
00:17:25,580 --> 00:17:26,520
besmirch the dead.

325
00:17:27,440 --> 00:17:28,540
You can't libel the dead.

326
00:17:29,760 --> 00:17:30,420
Look at him.

327
00:17:37,140 --> 00:17:39,520
It's great when you see a bit of pain like that

328
00:17:39,520 --> 00:17:40,880
from people who are trying to kill you.

329
00:17:41,740 --> 00:17:43,560
really makes the whole, uh, situa-

330
00:17:43,560 --> 00:17:46,600
it puts a bit of, uh, a bit of sugar on top of the biscuit.

331
00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:48,460
Or, uh,

332
00:17:49,040 --> 00:17:50,280
I suppose, as the, uh,

333
00:17:50,280 --> 00:17:52,900
the majority of people would say,

334
00:17:53,260 --> 00:17:54,360
icing on the cake.

335
00:18:02,360 --> 00:18:09,360
Now this fucker with the gatling gun is gonna go downtown. Yes.

336
00:18:16,360 --> 00:18:23,360
Haha. That's really nice. Examine, equip, examine. Can we detach that scope from the thing?

337
00:18:23,360 --> 00:18:38,360
Oh yeah. We'll combine that with this. Equip it. Oh the game, the match is on is it? What's the score?

338
00:18:38,360 --> 00:18:45,360
Is it 1-1 after 15 minutes? Huh?

339
00:18:45,360 --> 00:18:50,360
What's the score?

340
00:18:51,360 --> 00:18:57,360
Is it 1-1 after 15 minutes?

341
00:18:58,360 --> 00:19:01,360
Huh?

342
00:19:02,360 --> 00:19:07,360
Huh?

343
00:19:07,360 --> 00:19:14,360
Nail all, I see. It's probably boring anyway.

344
00:19:15,360 --> 00:19:20,360
I made a point of going to watch the Switzerland game the other night.

345
00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:23,360
And it was fucking shite.

346
00:19:24,360 --> 00:19:31,360
It's like watching paint dry on top of old paint that you painted before that paint. And you'd also watch that paint dry before it.

347
00:19:32,360 --> 00:19:38,360
Basically a double helping of paint drying. Both, both halves were that bad.

348
00:19:50,360 --> 00:19:52,360
Alright, alright, alright.

349
00:19:52,360 --> 00:19:53,360
Alright.

350
00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:55,360
Thank you very much Dave.

351
00:19:56,360 --> 00:19:57,360
Thank you very much.

352
00:19:58,360 --> 00:20:01,360
Have you seen the video of the Casa Boa manager's interview for the game?

353
00:20:02,360 --> 00:20:05,360
The game really should feature in the stream.

354
00:20:06,360 --> 00:20:07,360
I'll have to check it out man.

355
00:20:08,360 --> 00:20:09,360
That's what I mean.

356
00:20:10,360 --> 00:20:11,360
We're really, uh,

357
00:20:12,360 --> 00:20:15,360
We're at the business end of this game now. We want to get it finished tonight.

358
00:20:15,360 --> 00:20:16,360
I need to move on.

359
00:20:16,360 --> 00:20:17,360
With my life.

360
00:20:17,360 --> 00:20:18,360
And with the game as well.

361
00:20:18,360 --> 00:20:20,360
I want to move on to a brand new game.

362
00:20:21,360 --> 00:20:22,360
I want to move on with my life as well.

363
00:20:24,360 --> 00:20:25,360
This is holding me back.

364
00:20:30,360 --> 00:20:31,360
Peter Crouch.

365
00:20:44,360 --> 00:20:45,360
Eh.

366
00:20:45,360 --> 00:20:45,360
Such exaggerated theme as well.

367
00:20:45,360 --> 00:20:47,360
Did someone just drop a bomb on this shit?

368
00:20:47,360 --> 00:20:48,360
Because that stuff was a blast.

369
00:20:48,360 --> 00:20:49,360
Six hundred thousand and that's a boom time.

370
00:20:49,360 --> 00:20:50,360
That is just it.

371
00:20:50,360 --> 00:20:51,360
Okay, thanks very much.

372
00:20:51,360 --> 00:20:52,360
It's led.

373
00:20:52,360 --> 00:20:55,540
Such exaggerated pain as well.

374
00:20:57,800 --> 00:21:00,440
Did someone just drop a bomb on this shit?

375
00:21:00,440 --> 00:21:03,000
Cause that stuff was a blast.

376
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:06,120
Six hundred thousand and that's a doom time!

377
00:21:07,720 --> 00:21:09,160
That is just it!

378
00:21:09,160 --> 00:21:10,160
Okay thanks very much.

379
00:21:10,160 --> 00:21:10,660
This lad.

380
00:21:10,660 --> 00:21:24,180
*laughs* Very... *sigh* Fuck.

381
00:21:24,180 --> 00:21:49,300
*sad music* We're open. We're ready. We're ready.

382
00:21:49,300 --> 00:21:51,300
*gunshot*

383
00:21:51,300 --> 00:21:53,300
*gunshot*

384
00:21:53,300 --> 00:22:23,280
Let's go.

385
00:22:23,280 --> 00:22:52,460
I want to take you to the other side. I just ran into a barrel. Didn't even have to shoot it or slide it.

386
00:22:52,460 --> 00:23:05,340
I died. I didn't. I did. Fuck. Thanks very much, Cleona.

387
00:23:05,340 --> 00:23:07,340
*Gunshot*

388
00:23:07,340 --> 00:23:09,340
*Gunshot*

389
00:23:09,340 --> 00:23:11,340
*Gunshot*

390
00:23:11,340 --> 00:23:13,340
*Gunshot*

391
00:23:15,340 --> 00:23:22,340
When I slither home after a hard day out in fields, there's nothing I like more than lashing a few shtickings into the fireplace and-

392
00:23:22,340 --> 00:23:24,340
*Gunshot*

393
00:23:26,340 --> 00:23:27,340
*Gunshot*

394
00:23:34,340 --> 00:23:36,340
Why are you so obsessed with me?

395
00:23:36,340 --> 00:23:38,340
*Gunshot*

396
00:23:38,340 --> 00:23:40,340
*Gunshot*

397
00:23:40,340 --> 00:23:42,340
*Gunshot*

398
00:23:42,340 --> 00:23:44,340
*Gunshot*

399
00:23:44,340 --> 00:23:45,340
*Gunshot*

400
00:23:45,340 --> 00:23:46,340
*Gunshot*

401
00:23:46,340 --> 00:23:47,340
*Gunshot*

402
00:23:47,340 --> 00:23:48,340
*Gunshot*

403
00:23:48,340 --> 00:23:49,340
*Gunshot*

404
00:23:49,340 --> 00:23:54,340
I wonder what the story is with these lads, I was saying the last night, are they on time and a half?

405
00:23:54,340 --> 00:23:58,340
'Cause they're doing a great job, and they seem to be working through the night as well.

406
00:23:58,340 --> 00:24:01,340
In fact, I haven't seen anyone catch a wink of sleep.

407
00:24:01,340 --> 00:24:05,340
I think all these guys are, uh, they're professionals at what they do.

408
00:24:05,340 --> 00:24:11,700
don't be fooled by the shades of them. I mean look at that, they're inflicting heavy damage on me.

409
00:24:23,640 --> 00:24:24,800
Where are these?

410
00:24:33,300 --> 00:24:35,300
Uh oh, where did he come out of?

411
00:24:39,300 --> 00:24:47,760
Some of these guys have got a real cheek coming up from behind like that. Who do they think I am? Willy Harald?

412
00:24:58,860 --> 00:25:00,960
It's fucked up. It's tough.

413
00:25:01,260 --> 00:25:02,140
It's not nice.

414
00:25:09,920 --> 00:25:14,100
You are dead. You've been dead for three years.

415
00:25:14,260 --> 00:25:34,640
Lord Sadler was three days away from his death when you try to take his head off with a high-powered rifle.

416
00:25:35,640 --> 00:25:55,800
Nowhere in your book did you write that it was with his consent. Was it with Lord Sadler's consent? Leanne? Was it with his consent? Leanne, do you want to take this question? There's no Lord Sadler, it's a made-up name. It's not a made-up name. You're gonna tell more lies. Fucking hell.

417
00:25:55,800 --> 00:26:03,120
This is a real uh... It's a really tough situation we're in.

418
00:26:09,660 --> 00:26:11,840
Nothing in it. Why did we even bother giving you that?

419
00:26:11,840 --> 00:26:28,100
Anaconda G, thank you very much.

420
00:26:28,100 --> 00:26:43,280
It's a tough situation, this could actually be the toughest situation we've ever been in, since the late Jim Cammie revealed that Angel's Ashes was an accurate portrayal of the way things were at that time.

421
00:26:43,280 --> 00:26:46,620
Did someone just drop a bomb on this shit?

422
00:26:46,620 --> 00:26:47,180
Nah man.

423
00:26:47,180 --> 00:26:49,120
Cause that stuff was a blast.

424
00:26:49,120 --> 00:26:50,000
Tell you to me.

425
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:51,200
Clearly you can't pass it for.

426
00:26:51,200 --> 00:26:52,880
I'm not a good one.

427
00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:56,280
Time shenanigans.

428
00:26:56,280 --> 00:26:57,340
I wanna say one thing.

429
00:26:57,340 --> 00:26:59,580
Thanks for the donation.

430
00:26:59,580 --> 00:27:02,540
Cheers, or Timmy shenanigans, sorry.

431
00:27:02,540 --> 00:27:05,180
Sorry I got your name wrong there on the big reveal.

432
00:27:05,180 --> 00:27:07,980
Let's do this.

433
00:27:07,980 --> 00:27:20,520
See, Frank McCourt is gonna be releasing a book posthumously about dump valves called Tiss.

434
00:27:20,520 --> 00:27:26,580
And Jerry's gonna write one called...

435
00:27:26,580 --> 00:27:28,580
And my ass.

436
00:27:28,580 --> 00:27:30,420
It's the end of the game.

437
00:27:30,420 --> 00:27:39,460
Promise I'll stop going on about Jerry Hannon and Frank McCourt after this game.

438
00:27:39,460 --> 00:27:41,860
After Resident Evil is finished, that's it.

439
00:27:41,860 --> 00:27:43,060
Zip, zilch.

440
00:27:43,060 --> 00:27:45,060
You won't hear another peep out of me.

441
00:27:45,060 --> 00:27:51,060
Because people have been saying it's ridiculous.

442
00:27:51,060 --> 00:27:53,700
The problem is I can't stop it.

443
00:27:53,700 --> 00:27:56,100
It's like a fucking force.

444
00:27:56,100 --> 00:27:57,100
It has a whole thing.

445
00:27:57,100 --> 00:27:57,100
It has a hold of me.

446
00:27:57,100 --> 00:27:58,100
It has a hold of me and I can't...

447
00:27:58,100 --> 00:27:59,100
I can't stop.

448
00:27:59,100 --> 00:28:04,440
I'm gonna try and take out this gobshite on the Gatling gun and see if we can buy ourselves

449
00:28:04,440 --> 00:28:05,140
more time.

450
00:28:05,140 --> 00:28:06,140
Oh.

451
00:28:06,140 --> 00:28:07,140
I can't stop it.

452
00:28:07,140 --> 00:28:07,140
I can't stop it.

453
00:28:07,140 --> 00:28:07,140
I can't stop it.

454
00:28:07,140 --> 00:28:07,140
I can't stop it.

455
00:28:07,140 --> 00:28:08,140
It's not my fault, you know.

456
00:28:08,140 --> 00:28:09,140
I can't stop it.

457
00:28:09,140 --> 00:28:10,140
I can't stop it.

458
00:28:10,140 --> 00:28:11,140
I can't stop it.

459
00:28:11,140 --> 00:28:12,140
I can't stop it.

460
00:28:12,140 --> 00:28:13,140
It's not my fault, you know.

461
00:28:13,140 --> 00:28:14,140
I can't stop it.

462
00:28:14,140 --> 00:28:15,140
I can't stop it.

463
00:28:15,140 --> 00:28:16,140
I can't stop it.

464
00:28:16,140 --> 00:28:17,140
I can't stop it.

465
00:28:17,140 --> 00:28:18,140
I can't stop it.

466
00:28:18,140 --> 00:28:19,140
I can't stop it.

467
00:28:19,140 --> 00:28:20,140
I can't stop it.

468
00:28:20,140 --> 00:28:21,140
I can't stop it.

469
00:28:21,140 --> 00:28:22,140
I can't stop it.

470
00:28:22,140 --> 00:28:23,140
I can't stop it.

471
00:28:23,140 --> 00:28:24,140
I can't stop it.

472
00:28:24,140 --> 00:28:25,140
I can't stop it.

473
00:28:25,140 --> 00:28:26,140
I can't stop it.

474
00:28:26,140 --> 00:28:27,140
I can't stop it.

475
00:28:27,140 --> 00:28:28,140
I can't stop it.

476
00:28:28,140 --> 00:28:29,140
I can't stop it.

477
00:28:29,140 --> 00:28:30,140
I can't stop it.

478
00:28:30,140 --> 00:28:31,140
I can't stop it.

479
00:28:31,140 --> 00:28:32,140
I can't stop it.

480
00:28:32,140 --> 00:28:33,140
I can't stop it.

481
00:28:33,140 --> 00:28:34,140
I can't stop it.

482
00:28:34,140 --> 00:28:35,140
I can't stop it.

483
00:28:35,140 --> 00:28:36,140
I can't stop it.

484
00:28:36,140 --> 00:28:37,140
I can't stop it.

485
00:28:37,140 --> 00:28:38,140
I can't stop it.

486
00:28:38,140 --> 00:28:39,140
It's not my fault, you know.

487
00:28:39,140 --> 00:28:41,140
Do you know?

488
00:28:41,140 --> 00:28:44,140
If I had half the amount of passion,

489
00:28:44,140 --> 00:28:47,140
if I had a fraction amount of passion that that man had,

490
00:28:47,140 --> 00:28:50,140
accusing another man of getting, of being into necrophilia on,

491
00:28:50,140 --> 00:28:53,140
on prime time television,

492
00:28:53,140 --> 00:28:57,140
then life would be sorted, you know.

493
00:28:57,140 --> 00:29:00,140
I'd have the whole fucking world in my hands.

494
00:29:05,140 --> 00:29:08,140
You talk about whatever you want, Francis, you know.

495
00:29:08,140 --> 00:29:22,300
Francis you're a grown independent woman that's the spirit. Thank you very much for that.

496
00:29:22,300 --> 00:29:50,300
He's a good climber. He has a face carved by angels. Dermot, thank you very much DC. DC Universe. How's the DC Universe going, Dermot?

497
00:29:50,300 --> 00:30:15,580
Oh, a lot of creeps. A lot of creeps around this town. It's great he had a herb as well. We can combine those guys. Dermot says if Jerry and Frank go we riot.

498
00:30:18,300 --> 00:30:37,300
We're going to have to go sometime. I see the wind up. Fucking winding me up with that. And another herb as well. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful stuff. It's beautiful to see isn't it?

499
00:30:37,300 --> 00:30:56,300
They really did a great situation with this game. Yes! Look at this. Are they just going to keep coming or...

500
00:30:56,300 --> 00:31:16,580
I hate to move along and then to be... Start getting shot to bits by that creep. Oh, he's gone. I thought there were... Oh, fucking hell. I thought there were like five Gatling guns but it's just the lad in the sky doing the biz.

501
00:31:21,300 --> 00:31:38,300
That in the sky doing the biz. Helicopter pilot would be a great job wouldn't it? Huh? I said helicopter pilot would be a great job wouldn't it?

502
00:31:38,300 --> 00:31:56,300
Hello? Are you listening? I'm fucking talking to you. I said helicopter pilot would be a great job. Yes, kick down the gates. If only it was always like that.

503
00:32:01,300 --> 00:32:12,300
Would be a great job. I'd say most people in life are just looking for confirmation of what they're saying.

504
00:32:16,300 --> 00:32:26,300
be a strategy for getting by. Although, being strategically agreeable might get you through

505
00:32:26,300 --> 00:32:33,300
tough social situations, I'm not sure. You want to be careful not to become a pushover,

506
00:32:33,300 --> 00:32:44,300
or a walkover at the same time. Egomaniacs would be best pleased when you appease them

507
00:32:44,300 --> 00:33:12,300
and smile and nod and agree and laugh. Up the ladder we go. Back to bed. Where the fuck am I going? Jump over. Oh yeah, over there. Alright, let's crouch.

508
00:33:12,300 --> 00:33:22,300
Alan McAvoy, thank you very much Alan. Clearly you can't pass the ball. Clearly you can't pass the ball, Alan. Thank you very much.

509
00:33:22,300 --> 00:33:50,300
Big shout out to Alan McAvoy. Ah, where's the stars? Fucking Alan man. We go way back, me and you. Do you remember the time we went down to Jackie Brosnan's for a seance? And we bought a ballistic missile off him. I didn't know he fucking had possession of them. It's illegal, you know?

510
00:33:50,300 --> 00:34:04,300
But you should have seen McAvoy at the seance. He was doing the Ouija board. And when everybody was, you know, trying to do the letters and stuff, Alan went into the fucking next room and robbed the fucking rocket.

511
00:34:04,300 --> 00:34:26,300
Which was, it was a plutonium, like a dirty bomb kind of job, you know? Jim Kemmie was there in the air as well. Stirring shite. You had to be there. Alan McAvoy, thank you very much. And this, this dump valve is for you.

512
00:34:26,300 --> 00:34:44,300
Now, the ladder we go. He loves smashing stuff and then going, yeah, that was cool, yeah. Like a daft child with a game.

513
00:34:44,300 --> 00:35:10,300
I wouldn't know anything about that now. Are we in this? Are we in this? Are we out? Alright, alright.

514
00:35:10,300 --> 00:35:24,300
Alright, alright. Just for good luck, we'll send one of those. Pack it.

515
00:35:24,300 --> 00:35:32,760
Cam Layton thank you very much. Very very kind of you.

516
00:35:32,760 --> 00:35:46,380
Spider. Any relation to Professor Layton of the Nintendo DS franchise Professor Layton?

517
00:35:46,380 --> 00:35:52,820
Or Jackie Brosnan?

518
00:35:52,820 --> 00:36:16,460
I'm thinking of getting a dump valve installed on my shoulder just here so that I can punctuate sentences and really sew a button on things. You don't even have to be witty. You could just be in the fucking shop buying a sandwich and she says $3.59 and you hand over the $3.59 and you just say, thanks for the sandwich.

519
00:36:21,340 --> 00:36:33,340
You made an impact as well and also everybody around you is going to be like, what the fuck was that? I'm trying to think of what else you could say there to make an impact.

520
00:36:33,340 --> 00:36:50,620
It was very rainy out today and you know instead of saying it's cats and dogs or you know it's buffering down you could say, Jesus. It was so wet. It was so wet today I thought I was going to be fucking drowned.

521
00:36:51,340 --> 00:37:03,340
And then just hit the dump valve. It's not a great saint. It's not very witty or anything like that. But it does really give a bit of pizzazz and oomph to the everyday small talk situation.

522
00:37:03,340 --> 00:37:10,340
I don't know if they're available to buy or anything like that. Possibly a business venture for someone.

523
00:37:10,340 --> 00:37:20,340
Thanks. When we get out of here drinks are on me. Yeah. Hey, I know a good bar. As if you're going to fucking talk about going to the pub.

524
00:37:22,340 --> 00:37:46,340
I'm not meant to laugh at that bit but I mean. We'll see you down the pub in 10 minutes. Yeah. Oh no Mike. No, you're fucked. Those guys didn't want him to go down the pub. I'll make sure you're the next to go Sadler.

525
00:37:46,340 --> 00:37:50,340
Ah, Mike. No way.

526
00:37:50,340 --> 00:38:13,340
I'm sorry Leon. Sadler you bastard. It's nothing to get all upset about. Don't tell me you've never swatted a bothersome fly. In essence it's the same thing. What did you say? Insects life doesn't compare to human lives.

527
00:38:13,340 --> 00:38:26,340
When you've acquired this power you too will understand. Guess it's another good reason to get the parasite out of my body. I wish you luck.

528
00:38:28,340 --> 00:38:34,340
And wasn't he saying something like, no, an insect's life is not worth as much as the humans.

529
00:38:34,340 --> 00:38:40,340
But I was having a bit of an existential crisis yesterday because I've been hoovering up all the millipedes in the house.

530
00:38:41,340 --> 00:38:44,340
I've done about 50 of the fuckers in the past few weeks.

531
00:38:44,340 --> 00:38:57,340
And it's only recently I've began to think maybe if there is some kind of judgement day coming after I die or anything like that. Will those creatures go and rack against my score?

532
00:38:57,340 --> 00:38:59,600
at the end of the day. Just because they don't

533
00:38:59,600 --> 00:39:01,200
walk and talk and fucking

534
00:39:01,200 --> 00:39:03,440
stream on YouTube doesn't mean to say

535
00:39:03,440 --> 00:39:05,440
that they're not worth something in the grand scheme

536
00:39:05,440 --> 00:39:07,100
of things. So,

537
00:39:07,240 --> 00:39:09,620
we'll just have to wait and see for that, I suppose.

538
00:39:10,120 --> 00:39:11,180
I'm not sure whether or not

539
00:39:11,180 --> 00:39:12,920
I'll be able to report back.

540
00:39:13,420 --> 00:39:15,500
Obviously nobody can report back from heaven.

541
00:39:18,440 --> 00:39:19,360
Either that,

542
00:39:20,180 --> 00:39:21,520
either you can't report back

543
00:39:21,520 --> 00:39:23,460
from heaven, or there

544
00:39:23,460 --> 00:39:24,460
just is no heaven.

545
00:39:24,460 --> 00:39:24,960
But,

546
00:39:24,960 --> 00:39:28,900
it's,

547
00:39:29,020 --> 00:39:31,840
it's kind of

548
00:39:31,840 --> 00:39:33,800
sad to think that there isn't anything

549
00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:34,400
there, you know?

550
00:39:37,460 --> 00:39:39,700
This really is, this really is it.

551
00:39:43,260 --> 00:39:44,200
This is it.

552
00:39:46,440 --> 00:39:47,820
It's like Eminem

553
00:39:47,820 --> 00:39:49,900
said, you've only got one shot.

554
00:39:49,900 --> 00:39:56,460
Mom's spaghetti.

555
00:39:56,460 --> 00:39:56,520
Mom's spaghetti.

556
00:40:09,140 --> 00:40:09,780
Ugh.

557
00:40:12,900 --> 00:40:13,820
So, uh,

558
00:40:14,460 --> 00:40:18,040
I don't know.

559
00:40:18,040 --> 00:40:20,700
I really don't know.

560
00:40:21,160 --> 00:40:22,460
If there is nothing then,

561
00:40:22,960 --> 00:40:25,200
then, uh,

562
00:40:25,200 --> 00:40:26,580
you could even, you could draw a positive

563
00:40:26,580 --> 00:40:28,540
from that and say, well, this is it now, you know,

564
00:40:28,600 --> 00:40:29,420
make the most of it.

565
00:40:31,520 --> 00:40:32,720
But I could also see

566
00:40:32,720 --> 00:40:34,560
how that might lead to, uh, some people

567
00:40:34,560 --> 00:40:36,580
just discarding all kinds of morals

568
00:40:36,580 --> 00:40:37,380
whatsoever.

569
00:40:37,980 --> 00:40:39,940
I'm going down the path of degradation.

570
00:40:42,740 --> 00:40:43,100
Depravity.

571
00:40:45,980 --> 00:40:46,340
Degeneracy.

572
00:40:46,340 --> 00:40:52,900
It's a frightening dichotomy,

573
00:40:52,980 --> 00:40:54,620
whatever way you want to skin that apple.

574
00:40:59,240 --> 00:41:01,820
Did someone just drop a bomb on this shit?

575
00:41:02,620 --> 00:41:04,420
Because that stuff was a blast.

576
00:41:11,180 --> 00:41:11,980
Not that.

577
00:41:12,920 --> 00:41:13,340
That's called

578
00:41:13,340 --> 00:41:13,660
Evan,

579
00:41:14,020 --> 00:41:14,940
by D.

580
00:41:15,020 --> 00:41:15,600
Thank you very much.

581
00:41:15,760 --> 00:41:16,040
Passport.

582
00:41:16,940 --> 00:41:17,620
Thank you, Evan.

583
00:41:18,120 --> 00:41:19,020
Evan by day.

584
00:41:21,580 --> 00:41:22,540
Kieran by night.

585
00:41:28,680 --> 00:41:29,560
Thank you very much.

586
00:41:31,580 --> 00:41:33,300
Welcome to the stream, everyone.

587
00:41:33,440 --> 00:41:33,740
Richard,

588
00:41:34,080 --> 00:41:34,920
Richie Richard.

589
00:41:36,660 --> 00:41:37,400
Neil Pryor.

590
00:41:37,400 --> 00:41:37,400
Neil Pryor.

591
00:41:43,220 --> 00:41:45,200
Samantha's weighing in with some, uh,

592
00:41:46,420 --> 00:41:47,320
some stuff there.

593
00:41:47,400 --> 00:41:47,940
You gotta be,

594
00:41:48,180 --> 00:41:51,240
you still gotta be moral while you're here.

595
00:41:51,780 --> 00:41:52,180
Jesus.

596
00:41:52,180 --> 00:41:52,360
Jesus.

597
00:41:55,060 --> 00:41:56,060
I agree with you.

598
00:41:56,060 --> 00:41:56,440
I agree with you, Samantha.

599
00:41:56,440 --> 00:41:57,160
I really do.

600
00:41:58,260 --> 00:42:00,340
Millipedes may have caused a train to run

601
00:42:00,340 --> 00:42:03,040
into the back of a stationary train in Perth

602
00:42:03,040 --> 00:42:05,120
after hundreds of them were found squashed

603
00:42:05,120 --> 00:42:07,360
in a slippery mess on the track.

604
00:42:09,020 --> 00:42:10,760
I don't know if you just made that up,

605
00:42:11,760 --> 00:42:14,920
ghost, but we, uh,

606
00:42:15,880 --> 00:42:18,980
if that is the case, then, then, uh,

607
00:42:18,980 --> 00:42:20,140
they killed a load of people.

608
00:42:20,240 --> 00:42:21,660
The Millipedes killed a load of people.

609
00:42:25,420 --> 00:42:39,280
You can't beat the carton of milk,

610
00:42:39,380 --> 00:42:39,920
because, um,

611
00:42:41,480 --> 00:42:42,400
the plastic now,

612
00:42:42,480 --> 00:42:43,160
I don't trust it.

613
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:46,040
The chemicals that go into making the plastic

614
00:42:46,040 --> 00:42:49,060
wouldn't be as bad as the process

615
00:42:49,060 --> 00:42:50,540
that goes into making the, uh,

616
00:42:51,840 --> 00:42:53,620
the paper carton of milk.

617
00:42:53,880 --> 00:42:54,900
I would imagine, anyway.

618
00:42:54,900 --> 00:42:58,720
Shout out to Joby and Michelle.

619
00:42:58,960 --> 00:43:00,460
Smoking J's and eating a Twix.

620
00:43:00,880 --> 00:43:01,380
Says Evan.

621
00:43:01,800 --> 00:43:02,460
Thank you very much,

622
00:43:02,500 --> 00:43:03,640
and a big shout out to you guys.

623
00:43:04,320 --> 00:43:05,220
Best of luck with that.

624
00:43:05,880 --> 00:43:07,440
And I hope that all goes well for you.

625
00:43:07,720 --> 00:43:08,740
That's injustice!

626
00:43:08,940 --> 00:43:09,700
Okay, thanks very much.

627
00:43:10,480 --> 00:43:12,020
Now, let's carry on with this game

628
00:43:12,020 --> 00:43:12,520
and get it done.

629
00:43:14,660 --> 00:43:15,220
I agree, B.

630
00:43:15,240 --> 00:43:16,500
I'm after buying some new clobber.

631
00:43:16,740 --> 00:43:18,140
Round up the boys to come pointing.

632
00:43:18,440 --> 00:43:19,880
I want the whole town to see me.

633
00:43:20,020 --> 00:43:20,460
Brainslug.

634
00:43:20,560 --> 00:43:21,800
Thank you very much, Brainslug.

635
00:43:21,800 --> 00:43:27,480
Any chance of some daytime streams?

636
00:43:27,620 --> 00:43:29,180
I've missed the last few, Pat.

637
00:43:29,520 --> 00:43:31,800
Any word on the edited, recorded video?

638
00:43:32,220 --> 00:43:33,320
Edited, recorded video?

639
00:43:35,620 --> 00:43:36,660
What's in that, man?

640
00:43:37,540 --> 00:43:39,360
That's called the fucking teletubing.

641
00:43:39,540 --> 00:43:40,480
Thank you very much, Brainslug.

642
00:43:40,480 --> 00:43:42,660
I don't know, Brainslug.

643
00:43:42,780 --> 00:43:45,000
There might be some daytime streaming coming up.

644
00:43:45,880 --> 00:43:47,860
But I should really devote daytimes

645
00:43:47,860 --> 00:43:50,380
to actually making and crafting the videos

646
00:43:50,380 --> 00:43:51,060
that you're on about.

647
00:43:51,920 --> 00:43:54,480
And then maybe go on to do the streaming at night.

648
00:43:55,120 --> 00:43:56,420
Streaming is like...

649
00:43:56,420 --> 00:43:58,860
It's like eating hot as fucking ice cream pudding.

650
00:43:59,600 --> 00:44:01,400
That's called fucking teletubing.

651
00:44:01,660 --> 00:44:02,680
Clearly you have a passport.

652
00:44:02,680 --> 00:44:02,800
Thank you very much.

653
00:44:04,480 --> 00:44:07,840
Remember the time we gave mass in Cross Malina in 1998,

654
00:44:08,040 --> 00:44:09,560
and Luke got caught himself.

655
00:44:10,460 --> 00:44:11,540
Affilating in the front row.

656
00:44:11,600 --> 00:44:12,640
I don't remember that, Adam.

657
00:44:12,660 --> 00:44:15,020
I don't think I was in Cross Malina for mass ever.

658
00:44:15,900 --> 00:44:17,360
But it seems that you were.

659
00:44:17,560 --> 00:44:18,600
And what's more,

660
00:44:19,080 --> 00:44:21,520
you've got some very special memories of yourself

661
00:44:21,520 --> 00:44:24,100
and Luke.

662
00:44:28,740 --> 00:44:30,080
Thank you very much for that.

663
00:44:30,860 --> 00:44:31,920
It's very, very kind of you.

664
00:44:37,380 --> 00:44:40,260
It's like...

665
00:44:40,260 --> 00:44:43,780
eating fucking cake and ice cream.

666
00:44:44,720 --> 00:44:45,300
You know, I really...

667
00:44:45,300 --> 00:44:47,140
I enjoy the games and the streaming

668
00:44:47,140 --> 00:44:48,560
and Jerry Hannan

669
00:44:48,560 --> 00:44:49,980
and fucking Jim...

670
00:44:49,980 --> 00:44:52,260
Jim Kemi and the ghost of...

671
00:44:53,380 --> 00:44:55,460
Teresa Carmody and all those guys.

672
00:44:55,840 --> 00:44:57,240
It's like a little family.

673
00:44:57,980 --> 00:44:58,980
But I mean...

674
00:44:58,980 --> 00:45:03,200
They don't give you the same long...

675
00:45:03,200 --> 00:45:05,160
longevity as the...

676
00:45:05,160 --> 00:45:05,740
as a video.

677
00:45:05,860 --> 00:45:06,980
Like the long-lasting...

678
00:45:08,060 --> 00:45:10,280
happiness.

679
00:45:11,300 --> 00:45:11,980
And that is...

680
00:45:12,540 --> 00:45:14,580
because you put work into them, I suppose.

681
00:45:15,080 --> 00:45:17,160
And it's the same with anything in life.

682
00:45:17,500 --> 00:45:17,980
Like...

683
00:45:18,980 --> 00:45:20,820
You will...

684
00:45:20,820 --> 00:45:22,320
If you put the work in,

685
00:45:22,380 --> 00:45:23,580
you'll probably feel a lot better

686
00:45:23,580 --> 00:45:24,360
about what you're doing.

687
00:45:25,020 --> 00:45:25,540
If you're...

688
00:45:25,540 --> 00:45:27,080
if you're just being lazy,

689
00:45:27,220 --> 00:45:28,220
like...

690
00:45:28,220 --> 00:45:28,220
You know...

691
00:45:28,220 --> 00:45:29,980
I can't do anything for you.

692
00:45:30,120 --> 00:45:30,220
But...

693
00:45:30,220 --> 00:45:31,020
Leon, you okay?

694
00:45:31,020 --> 00:45:32,440
To be honest with you, man...

695
00:45:32,440 --> 00:45:33,760
It's fucking sound like...

696
00:45:33,760 --> 00:45:34,020
Yeah.

697
00:45:34,360 --> 00:45:35,480
Like Resident Evil 4.

698
00:45:38,560 --> 00:45:40,540
Tommy Schlug fucking driving buses.

699
00:45:41,900 --> 00:45:42,780
What was it before?

700
00:45:42,860 --> 00:45:43,300
Shenmue.

701
00:45:43,440 --> 00:45:43,660
Like...

702
00:45:43,660 --> 00:45:44,940
I'd never even played Shenmue.

703
00:45:45,020 --> 00:45:46,320
I'd heard about it for years.

704
00:45:47,500 --> 00:45:48,480
Why is he doing that?

705
00:45:48,980 --> 00:45:49,240
Oh, yeah.

706
00:45:49,300 --> 00:45:49,700
She's...

707
00:45:49,700 --> 00:45:50,540
She's infected.

708
00:45:50,720 --> 00:45:51,400
Oh, he's infected.

709
00:45:51,400 --> 00:46:17,180
A few Yorkies. Yorkies above.

710
00:46:17,180 --> 00:46:24,180
Okay, thanks very much.

711
00:46:24,180 --> 00:46:36,180
Such exaggerated pay, under what condition? The license fee. Moralizing, pontificating.

712
00:46:36,180 --> 00:46:38,180
moralizing, pontificating.

713
00:46:56,540 --> 00:47:02,960
Remember we were playing Shenmue, right? And Ireland were playing their European qualifier against

714
00:47:03,980 --> 00:47:08,620
fucking Georgia or some, it was like another boring night.

715
00:47:10,700 --> 00:47:14,740
Oh, these Regenitrons are here. I thought they were gone.

716
00:47:16,780 --> 00:47:24,700
And I put my face on the pitch. Maybe we could do that again and just watch the match and not not get fucking done by YouTube for

717
00:47:26,500 --> 00:47:28,500
Restreaming football.

718
00:47:28,500 --> 00:47:45,380
A gore bag there. Oh, Jesus.

719
00:47:45,380 --> 00:47:59,620
The bag started twitching so I threw a few fucking slugs into it. It went back to sleep then.

720
00:48:02,180 --> 00:48:05,860
No checking to see if it was any human or anything like that. Just go straight into it.

721
00:48:05,860 --> 00:48:12,860
you

722
00:48:12,860 --> 00:48:19,860
you

723
00:48:19,860 --> 00:48:26,860
you

724
00:48:43,860 --> 00:48:48,860
here he comes here he comes again

725
00:48:48,860 --> 00:48:52,220
His life's about to end.

726
00:48:53,840 --> 00:48:56,800
Cause I've got a thermoscope.

727
00:48:57,640 --> 00:49:00,660
And he doesn't fucking know.

728
00:49:01,860 --> 00:49:03,220
Do do do do do do.

729
00:49:12,680 --> 00:49:13,440
Jesus.

730
00:49:14,040 --> 00:49:14,880
He's got form.

731
00:49:14,880 --> 00:49:24,980
Fuck this. I'm off. I'm off.

732
00:49:30,320 --> 00:49:32,140
He was good fun while he lasted.

733
00:49:33,720 --> 00:49:35,760
Dropped a few fucking bars of gold too.

734
00:49:36,660 --> 00:49:39,500
We'll use the gold to buy some stuff later on.

735
00:49:39,820 --> 00:49:41,740
Off your man, the merchant of Ennis.

736
00:49:41,740 --> 00:49:45,600
Off your man, the merchant of Ennis.

737
00:49:49,840 --> 00:49:57,460
I'm thinking of rewriting the Shakespearean play, The Merchant of Venice, and setting it in Ennis and calling it The Merchant of Ennis.

738
00:49:58,580 --> 00:50:02,420
And the merchant Shylock would be called Shylock.

739
00:50:03,480 --> 00:50:07,780
And that's as far as I've got with that one at the moment.

740
00:50:07,940 --> 00:50:10,460
It hasn't gone to script yet.

741
00:50:10,760 --> 00:50:12,960
We're just in development phase.

742
00:50:14,140 --> 00:50:15,500
Developmental at the moment.

743
00:50:15,500 --> 00:50:35,660
It's a winner printed.

744
00:50:35,660 --> 00:50:36,980
80% there, Mark.

745
00:50:37,040 --> 00:50:37,440
I know.

746
00:50:38,200 --> 00:50:40,640
It's sometimes you only need the title.

747
00:50:41,040 --> 00:50:42,240
And it just writes itself.

748
00:50:43,820 --> 00:50:48,960
I went to see The Merchant of Venice in Junior Cert in Schligo.

749
00:50:52,080 --> 00:51:00,160
And there's a scene in it where the prince has to pick three boxes.

750
00:51:00,340 --> 00:51:03,720
One of gold, one of diamond, and one of lead.

751
00:51:04,260 --> 00:51:05,040
Or something like that.

752
00:51:05,100 --> 00:51:09,860
And it's one of those kind of like fable kind of morals where obviously no one would pick the lead.

753
00:51:14,080 --> 00:51:19,760
And we'd never really seen any plays before or anything like that.

754
00:51:19,860 --> 00:51:21,080
And we weren't accustomed to it.

755
00:51:21,220 --> 00:51:22,520
We'd only seen pantomimes.

756
00:51:23,100 --> 00:51:24,340
As far as I can remember.

757
00:51:25,320 --> 00:51:27,120
And somebody shouted out pick the lead.

758
00:51:27,160 --> 00:51:29,680
Before the guys got even on the stage.

759
00:51:30,200 --> 00:51:34,040
They didn't realise that you weren't meant to shout things out at a fucking Shakespeare play.

760
00:51:34,440 --> 00:51:35,440
And someone said,

761
00:51:36,720 --> 00:51:38,460
Pick the lead.

762
00:51:39,960 --> 00:51:41,140
And they had to fucking,

763
00:51:41,540 --> 00:51:43,820
Because it's not a pantomime and you can't just pick the lead.

764
00:51:43,920 --> 00:51:46,640
They had to go through the whole rigmarole of the scene.

765
00:51:47,160 --> 00:51:50,240
Knowing, like everyone knew that they had to pick the lead.

766
00:51:50,360 --> 00:51:51,540
But they didn't fucking pick the lead.

767
00:51:52,800 --> 00:51:56,980
Anyway, it was a fairly accurate description of the way things were at that time.

768
00:51:56,980 --> 00:52:13,280
Where the fuck am I going?

769
00:52:17,500 --> 00:52:18,480
Another sack!

770
00:52:18,480 --> 00:52:34,160
And I just can't contain.

771
00:52:41,160 --> 00:52:42,040
Sorry, there, no.

772
00:52:42,040 --> 00:52:57,260
Shakespeare. Live stream.

773
00:52:57,260 --> 00:53:15,260
Oh, there's a little...

774
00:53:15,260 --> 00:53:17,860
Place down here I can go.

775
00:53:24,260 --> 00:53:24,760
No.

776
00:53:24,760 --> 00:53:26,760
Been... Been in here.

777
00:53:51,760 --> 00:53:53,000
Where the fuck am I going, man?

778
00:53:54,800 --> 00:53:56,260
Was there something I missed in here?

779
00:54:11,020 --> 00:54:13,760
Is there a secret button or something underneath this?

780
00:54:19,760 --> 00:54:20,260
Thank you very much.

781
00:54:20,260 --> 00:54:20,260
Thank you very much.

782
00:54:20,260 --> 00:54:20,260
Perfect.

783
00:54:20,260 --> 00:54:20,260
Thank you very much.

784
00:54:20,260 --> 00:54:20,760
Perfect.

785
00:54:20,760 --> 00:54:21,260
Jenny.

786
00:54:21,260 --> 00:54:21,760
Jenny.

787
00:54:21,760 --> 00:54:22,760
Taylor.

788
00:54:22,760 --> 00:54:22,760
From Max.

789
00:54:26,760 --> 00:54:26,760
Love Max.

790
00:54:26,760 --> 00:54:27,760
Love Max.

791
00:54:27,760 --> 00:54:27,760
Love Max.

792
00:54:27,760 --> 00:54:28,760
Sounds like an adult channel.

793
00:54:28,760 --> 00:54:28,760
Where the fuck is...

794
00:54:28,760 --> 00:54:29,760
Where am I going, man?

795
00:54:29,760 --> 00:54:30,760
Ten years later.

796
00:54:30,760 --> 00:54:31,760
How did you get up this?

797
00:54:31,760 --> 00:54:32,760
Gaff.

798
00:54:32,760 --> 00:54:34,760
Is there a unit or something that I pushed down here?

799
00:54:34,760 --> 00:54:36,760
Sounds like an adult channel.

800
00:54:40,760 --> 00:54:42,760
Where the fuck is it? Where am I going then?

801
00:54:43,760 --> 00:54:46,760
Ten years later. How did you get up this gap?

802
00:54:46,760 --> 00:54:49,760
Is there a unit or something that I pushed down here?

803
00:54:49,760 --> 00:55:13,760
Climb up the left side. Jenny from the blog, Margo and me. I wonder how she's getting on.

804
00:55:13,760 --> 00:55:21,760
Oh, you can climb up this side.

805
00:55:39,760 --> 00:55:42,760
Six hundred thousand and that's a boom time!

806
00:55:49,760 --> 00:55:51,760
Moralizing, pontificating.

807
00:55:52,760 --> 00:55:59,760
We need to take it back to the Northern Ireland system. But you don't have the moral right or the moral majority.

808
00:56:00,760 --> 00:56:10,760
And it's the likes of you, Pat Kenny, who earn six hundred thousand euro for doing eleven hours a week.

809
00:56:13,760 --> 00:56:14,760
I need help.

810
00:56:14,760 --> 00:56:15,760
I need help.

811
00:56:28,760 --> 00:56:30,760
Lock and load. See you in hell.

812
00:56:31,760 --> 00:56:32,760
Goodnight and god bless.

813
00:56:33,760 --> 00:56:34,760
Goodnight.

814
00:56:38,760 --> 00:56:41,760
I'm just gonna really take my time with these guys. Blacktail.

815
00:56:45,760 --> 00:56:45,760
Blacktail.

816
00:56:47,760 --> 00:56:47,760
Blacktail.

817
00:56:48,760 --> 00:56:48,760
Blacktail.

818
00:56:49,760 --> 00:56:49,760
Blacktail.

819
00:56:51,760 --> 00:56:52,760
Fucking quacktails, man.

820
00:56:56,760 --> 00:56:57,760
Jenny from the blog, Margo and me.

821
00:57:02,760 --> 00:57:07,760
Don't be fooled by the blogs that I've got. I'm still Jenny from the blog, Margo and me.

822
00:57:12,760 --> 00:57:18,760
And then I looked on the blog of Jenny from the blog, Margo and me, and it's just like, where does she get the money, man?

823
00:57:19,760 --> 00:57:21,760
Where the fuck is the money coming from to do-

824
00:57:22,760 --> 00:57:27,760
It's like selling a lifestyle. It's like all this Instagram shit where you just-

825
00:57:28,760 --> 00:57:30,760
How do people get famous on that?

826
00:57:32,760 --> 00:57:35,760
They're just dressing up and going to class places.

827
00:57:36,760 --> 00:57:37,760
Who's bankrolling this?

828
00:57:38,760 --> 00:57:39,760
Are they getting money off Instagram?

829
00:57:41,760 --> 00:57:47,760
They're not getting donations, like, you know, there's no one tipping them going, "Yeah, thanks for the donation."

830
00:57:47,760 --> 00:58:01,760
Yeah, I'm in a class location. Look at my body. Thanks for the tip. I'll go on holiday with that.

831
00:58:02,760 --> 00:58:03,760
What the hell are you doing?

832
00:58:03,760 --> 00:58:04,760
Why didn't I fucking- Why didn't I reload, man?

833
00:58:05,760 --> 00:58:06,760
What the hell are you doing?

834
00:58:07,760 --> 00:58:08,760
Why didn't I fucking- Why didn't I reload, man?

835
00:58:23,760 --> 00:58:25,760
It's one of these. Do you know when you don't know what's going on?

836
00:58:26,760 --> 00:58:29,760
You're trying to think of how to come to terms with the situation.

837
00:58:29,760 --> 00:58:53,360
Rifle, someone's saying rifle, I don't know about that, I want fucking rifle, two shots

838
00:58:53,360 --> 00:58:57,940
left in the rifle, I'd be in a fucking trifle, I tell you, huh?

839
00:58:58,780 --> 00:59:17,660
Isn't that it? Thank you very much. The train station is in effect. Don't know what that means,

840
00:59:17,660 --> 00:59:27,800
but thank you very much. Explode the barrels.

841
00:59:27,800 --> 00:59:37,400
Fucking grenade jab. Maybe a flash, yeah. That'll give me a bit of time. See you later, dicks.

842
00:59:37,400 --> 00:59:46,120
Oh. Explodey boys.

843
00:59:46,120 --> 00:59:55,720
What is this?

844
00:59:55,720 --> 01:00:01,880
Haha, he's gone.

845
01:00:03,040 --> 01:00:04,480
The end of his tether.

846
01:00:05,700 --> 01:00:07,340
His tenure has ended.

847
01:00:10,540 --> 01:00:13,900
His tenure as head bastard came to an abrupt end.

848
01:00:17,720 --> 01:00:19,760
With a magnum bullet to the chop.

849
01:00:20,960 --> 01:00:22,620
That cunt fucking ended fast.

850
01:00:23,680 --> 01:00:26,060
He shouldn't have been playing games with the Snake Man.

851
01:00:37,960 --> 01:00:40,800
Willy Harrell 2 is fucking coming out soon enough.

852
01:00:41,740 --> 01:00:42,420
It looks ace.

853
01:00:45,040 --> 01:00:47,000
Looks like, uh...

854
01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:48,680
I think Michael Bay has been involved.

855
01:00:50,640 --> 01:00:52,640
And also, the...

856
01:00:52,640 --> 01:00:58,620
Michael Bay's newborn child, Michael Bayby, was consultant, script consultant in it.

857
01:00:59,520 --> 01:01:03,460
Because you don't really need to be an adult to enjoy the film.

858
01:01:03,600 --> 01:01:05,940
So he got his newborn to fucking write some of this stuff.

859
01:01:06,320 --> 01:01:10,760
And also, Willy Harrell 2 has just been titled.

860
01:01:10,900 --> 01:01:11,980
We got this title through.

861
01:01:12,840 --> 01:01:13,660
Guess what it is?

862
01:01:13,740 --> 01:01:14,760
Willy Harrell 2.

863
01:01:15,720 --> 01:01:16,880
Willy Harder.

864
01:01:17,540 --> 01:01:19,620
Who'd have ever thought about that?

865
01:01:20,160 --> 01:01:20,720
Nobody.

866
01:01:21,920 --> 01:01:23,400
Such a quality type.

867
01:01:37,920 --> 01:01:40,280
I'm nearly at max health.

868
01:01:41,460 --> 01:01:42,160
Max Darwin.

869
01:01:46,740 --> 01:01:47,340
Look at him.

870
01:01:48,240 --> 01:01:49,420
He's got good cardio.

871
01:01:51,020 --> 01:01:52,780
What use is it though against this?

872
01:01:53,400 --> 01:01:53,820
Nothing.

873
01:01:54,900 --> 01:01:58,660
So if you're exercising and you're thinking you're doing well, think again.

874
01:01:58,660 --> 01:02:01,140
What use is all the exercise going to be?

875
01:02:01,620 --> 01:02:04,140
Against a fucking souped up blacktail pistol.

876
01:02:05,000 --> 01:02:05,400
Nothing.

877
01:02:05,860 --> 01:02:06,420
That's what.

878
01:02:07,860 --> 01:02:09,020
You're pissing in the wind.

879
01:02:10,460 --> 01:02:10,900
Fuck.

880
01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:20,720
You might as well take all that exercise you've been doing.

881
01:02:21,080 --> 01:02:23,220
And throw it in the fucking skip.

882
01:02:23,220 --> 01:02:44,960
I remember playing this back in the day.

883
01:02:44,960 --> 01:02:46,680
I know him nowhere near the end.

884
01:02:46,680 --> 01:02:59,020
I didn't reload.

885
01:03:07,400 --> 01:03:08,100
Great stuff.

886
01:03:16,100 --> 01:03:17,020
Ireland nil.

887
01:03:17,360 --> 01:03:18,420
Bulgaria nil.

888
01:03:18,820 --> 01:03:19,880
Hell excitement man.

889
01:03:20,380 --> 01:03:20,760
And that's.

890
01:03:20,760 --> 01:03:22,140
That's half time as well.

891
01:03:22,320 --> 01:03:22,580
It's.

892
01:03:22,700 --> 01:03:23,300
Or is it even.

893
01:03:23,460 --> 01:03:23,640
Yeah.

894
01:03:23,900 --> 01:03:24,460
First half.

895
01:03:25,280 --> 01:03:26,080
Nearly done I think.

896
01:03:27,640 --> 01:03:29,060
Imagine peeing to go see that.

897
01:03:30,640 --> 01:03:31,080
Peeing.

898
01:03:31,840 --> 01:03:32,340
More like.

899
01:03:35,960 --> 01:03:37,180
It's not cheap I hear.

900
01:03:37,320 --> 01:03:38,440
To go see the national team.

901
01:03:38,540 --> 01:03:39,080
It's not cheap.

902
01:03:39,080 --> 01:03:58,180
*laughs* Fuck!

903
01:03:58,180 --> 01:04:12,180
*laughs* Should've wasted those things.

904
01:04:12,180 --> 01:04:26,180
*laughs*

905
01:04:26,180 --> 01:04:29,180
Where are they all coming from?

906
01:04:32,800 --> 01:04:34,480
Where are they pulling these out of?

907
01:04:34,480 --> 01:04:36,480
*Scoffs*

908
01:04:36,480 --> 01:04:38,480
*Scoffs*

909
01:04:38,480 --> 01:04:59,440
Quick!

910
01:04:59,440 --> 01:05:06,440
Quick!

911
01:05:06,440 --> 01:05:10,440
Run!

912
01:05:10,440 --> 01:05:26,440
I'm back out where he started there and I killed that buff.

913
01:05:26,440 --> 01:05:35,440
You troll Willy Harald!

914
01:05:39,440 --> 01:05:41,440
Enjoy the flames guys!

915
01:05:41,440 --> 01:05:43,440
Hopefully it isn't too hot.

916
01:05:43,440 --> 01:05:48,440
Hopefully it brought sun cream.

917
01:05:48,440 --> 01:05:54,440
Although I can't see it being much use against a fucking flame grenade.

918
01:05:54,440 --> 01:05:57,440
That'll only protect you from UV light, sure.

919
01:05:57,440 --> 01:05:59,440
Won't protect you from fire.

920
01:05:59,440 --> 01:06:09,440
Bad lad.

921
01:06:09,440 --> 01:06:12,440
Fucking creepy sneaky.

922
01:06:12,440 --> 01:06:14,440
Don't be creepy.

923
01:06:14,440 --> 01:06:15,440
Don't be creepy.

924
01:06:15,440 --> 01:06:17,440
Don't be creepy.

925
01:06:17,440 --> 01:06:22,440
Don't be cheeky.

926
01:06:22,440 --> 01:06:25,440
Please don't be cheeky.

927
01:06:25,440 --> 01:06:35,440
Cycle to work the last few days last week ever since I'm having to tell my knees don't be creaky.

928
01:06:35,440 --> 01:06:38,440
Thank you very much for your kind tired tip.

929
01:06:38,440 --> 01:06:56,440
Ah, we heard the voices.

930
01:06:56,440 --> 01:06:57,440
They're just scum with voices.

931
01:06:57,440 --> 01:06:59,440
They're scum with voices, you know.

932
01:06:59,440 --> 01:07:00,440
They're scum.

933
01:07:00,440 --> 01:07:03,440
They've got a language though.

934
01:07:03,440 --> 01:07:08,440
Basically just scum with a language.

935
01:07:08,440 --> 01:07:10,440
These guys.

936
01:07:10,440 --> 01:07:12,440
They keep on saying yeah.

937
01:07:12,440 --> 01:07:13,440
Yeah.

938
01:07:13,440 --> 01:07:14,440
Yeah.

939
01:07:14,440 --> 01:07:15,440
Yeah.

940
01:07:15,440 --> 01:07:16,440
Yeah.

941
01:07:16,440 --> 01:07:20,440
That's Richard O'Brien from the Crystal Maze.

942
01:07:20,440 --> 01:07:23,440
Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.

943
01:07:23,440 --> 01:07:24,440
Skull.

944
01:07:24,440 --> 01:07:26,440
Skull go bye-bye.

945
01:07:26,440 --> 01:07:28,440
Shkull go bye bye.

946
01:07:30,440 --> 01:07:32,440
And that's the end of that situation.

947
01:07:34,440 --> 01:07:36,440
That man, Leona Roe. Thank you very much.

948
01:07:36,440 --> 01:07:38,440
Tell you to me. Clearly you can't pass for it.

949
01:07:38,440 --> 01:07:40,440
It's a very stormy one, Cleona.

950
01:07:50,440 --> 01:07:52,440
Don't be shaky.

951
01:07:52,440 --> 01:07:56,440
Where the fuck is making this?

952
01:07:56,440 --> 01:07:58,440
The big goal.

953
01:07:58,440 --> 01:08:00,440
Don't be shaky.

954
01:08:08,440 --> 01:08:12,440
Very insensitive to your fans in the Bahamas. Why?

955
01:08:12,440 --> 01:08:37,960
*Belgit*

956
01:08:37,960 --> 01:08:39,960
*Belgit*

957
01:08:39,960 --> 01:08:41,960
*Belgit*

958
01:08:41,960 --> 01:08:43,960
*Belgit*

959
01:08:43,960 --> 01:08:45,960
*Belgit*

960
01:08:45,960 --> 01:08:47,960
*Belgit*

961
01:08:47,960 --> 01:08:51,960
Tornado thing. Oh, right. Yeah, sorry about that. Did uh...

962
01:08:51,960 --> 01:08:57,960
How did that go down anyway in the end? Did... was there many deaths or did everything go okay or...

963
01:08:57,960 --> 01:09:05,960
I've uh... I'm keeping... I'm off the news. I'm off the news. The news became a drug there for a while and...

964
01:09:05,960 --> 01:09:07,960
*Belgit*

965
01:09:07,960 --> 01:09:13,960
I just had to walk away from it. I had to walk away from it. *Belgit*

966
01:09:13,960 --> 01:09:15,960
*Belgit*

967
01:09:15,960 --> 01:09:16,960
*Belgit*

968
01:09:16,960 --> 01:09:20,960
The news became a drug to me for a while. *Belgit*

969
01:09:20,960 --> 01:09:23,960
I had to walk away from it. *Belgit*

970
01:09:23,960 --> 01:09:25,960
*Belgit*

971
01:09:25,960 --> 01:09:36,260
I'm glad I did fucking glad I did I need to release the two electronic locks

972
01:09:38,760 --> 01:09:47,920
it stalled over the island I'd see people water the coconut lasso is 44

973
01:09:49,440 --> 01:10:06,280
okay 44 is still any depressing it's all depressing but they make you addicted to it man they use the employee the same tactics that they use for the fucking games they get to get kids to buy micro transactions and games and shit

974
01:10:12,920 --> 01:10:23,320
in a way I'm not going to go into detail about that because I don't believe in what I just said but I do in a way but I don't really know how to explain it

975
01:10:29,920 --> 01:10:31,920
baby slug thank you

976
01:10:31,920 --> 01:10:34,520
he has a chip on his shoulder at least it's not a bag of chips

977
01:10:34,520 --> 01:10:35,520
shhhh

978
01:10:35,520 --> 01:10:36,520
*whispers*

979
01:10:36,520 --> 01:10:41,920
thank you very much you got a chip on your shoulder but at least it's not a bag of chips

980
01:10:47,520 --> 01:10:50,720
here across here hot cocks MVP here

981
01:10:53,600 --> 01:10:54,720
jackal

982
01:10:54,720 --> 01:10:56,720
*crash*

983
01:10:56,720 --> 01:10:58,720
*crash*

984
01:10:58,720 --> 01:11:17,440
You told Willie Harold

985
01:11:17,440 --> 01:11:19,960
You told Willie Harold

986
01:11:19,960 --> 01:11:24,800
You told Willie Harold

987
01:11:24,800 --> 01:11:45,460
Willie Harold is Willie Man 5 Revenge of the Harold featuring Harold from Home and Away

988
01:11:45,460 --> 01:11:47,240
Oh Harold from Neighbors

989
01:11:47,240 --> 01:11:49,600
What the fuck?

990
01:11:49,760 --> 01:11:50,580
Where's the other one?

991
01:11:50,740 --> 01:11:51,680
Where's the other boy?

992
01:11:51,680 --> 01:11:52,680
Down here is it?

993
01:11:53,380 --> 01:11:53,620
Yeah?

994
01:11:53,620 --> 01:12:12,020
Oh you have to do it quickly do you?

995
01:12:13,300 --> 01:12:14,400
Quick succession

996
01:12:14,400 --> 01:12:17,340
Success

997
01:12:17,340 --> 01:12:20,760
Hides a multitude of sin

998
01:12:20,760 --> 01:12:23,480
Nothing

999
01:12:23,480 --> 01:12:25,000
Something

1000
01:12:25,000 --> 01:12:32,640
Now

1001
01:12:32,640 --> 01:12:35,000
We're out of here

1002
01:12:35,000 --> 01:12:43,100
It'd be great to get the fuck out of this place anyway

1003
01:12:43,100 --> 01:12:44,720
It's a hole

1004
01:12:44,720 --> 01:12:45,520
It's a kip

1005
01:12:45,520 --> 01:12:48,100
This is a fucking kip

1006
01:12:48,100 --> 01:12:51,000
Full of zombies as well

1007
01:12:51,000 --> 01:12:54,920
We were there for two weeks on a package holiday

1008
01:12:54,920 --> 01:12:57,320
They didn't tell us it was gonna be a fucking kip

1009
01:12:57,320 --> 01:12:58,780
You know what I mean?

1010
01:13:00,400 --> 01:13:01,460
You're off for paying your

1011
01:13:01,460 --> 01:13:02,580
You know you pay the money

1012
01:13:02,580 --> 01:13:04,620
You think that you're gonna be going somewhere nice

1013
01:13:04,620 --> 01:13:05,200
And you get there

1014
01:13:05,200 --> 01:13:06,520
It's a fucking kip

1015
01:13:06,520 --> 01:13:10,840
Child fucking crying?

1016
01:13:10,840 --> 01:13:10,900
Child fucking crying

1017
01:13:10,900 --> 01:13:15,680
Mold on the ceiling in the bathroom

1018
01:13:15,680 --> 01:13:19,660
Two laddies with fucking worms coming out their heads

1019
01:13:19,660 --> 01:13:21,240
Trying to sell us watches then

1020
01:13:21,240 --> 01:13:22,600
Outside the iron pool

1021
01:13:22,600 --> 01:13:25,300
Lucky lucky man

1022
01:13:25,300 --> 01:13:29,900
Lucky for me I had the fucking gun anyways

1023
01:13:29,900 --> 01:13:33,900
face was a fucking kid

1024
01:13:54,020 --> 01:13:56,020
there's a door, tz

1025
01:13:56,020 --> 01:14:23,160
you'll soon harbor an awesome power, yet it seems you would rather choose death. I'm taking Ashley back whether you like it or not. Okay, thanks very much. Oh, the audacity of youth.

1026
01:14:23,920 --> 01:14:32,100
I love women. I'm mad about women. I've been married three times. I'm infatuated with women. You are a liar.

1027
01:14:45,100 --> 01:14:47,100
What's wrong?

1028
01:14:51,820 --> 01:14:53,820
Spiders.

1029
01:14:53,820 --> 01:14:56,900
Spiders. Never fails.

1030
01:15:02,000 --> 01:15:03,000
Good evening, gang.

1031
01:15:06,000 --> 01:15:07,780
Hello, line four. Good evening.

1032
01:15:08,560 --> 01:15:10,080
Pat Cox, MEP here.

1033
01:15:12,160 --> 01:15:13,420
Laryngite to us, Pat.

1034
01:15:14,400 --> 01:15:15,860
Greatly enhanced his reputation.

1035
01:15:16,220 --> 01:15:17,340
Shreezy, okay?

1036
01:15:17,940 --> 01:15:18,500
Move!

1037
01:15:19,260 --> 01:15:21,260
Hello Line 4, evening.

1038
01:15:22,660 --> 01:15:24,660
Hello Line 4, evening.

1039
01:15:31,660 --> 01:15:37,660
Why did you not discuss your well-trained science with Jack and Brosnan?

1040
01:15:42,260 --> 01:15:44,260
Is that the best you can come up with?

1041
01:15:44,260 --> 01:15:54,260
*Slow-trained sound*

1042
01:15:57,260 --> 01:16:00,260
A few letters have been left down here by Louise.

1043
01:16:01,260 --> 01:16:04,260
And guess what? We're gonna read them right now.

1044
01:16:04,260 --> 01:16:06,260
You thought you were getting away.

1045
01:16:06,260 --> 01:16:08,260
Well, yeah, you didn't.

1046
01:16:09,260 --> 01:16:16,260
From the initial stages of the research, we have been searching for a safe and practical removal procedure of the Plaga.

1047
01:16:16,260 --> 01:16:21,260
Actually, I think we might read this to a tune of your choosing in the chat there.

1048
01:16:21,260 --> 01:16:31,260
*Cough*

1049
01:16:31,260 --> 01:16:33,260
First come, first serve.

1050
01:16:33,260 --> 01:16:34,260
A tune.

1051
01:16:34,260 --> 01:16:39,260
EastEnders, Red FM Rules.

1052
01:16:39,260 --> 01:16:50,700
we also

1053
01:16:50,700 --> 01:16:56,060
need to get our good friend on the line

1054
01:16:56,060 --> 01:16:59,520
I believe he is available somewhere

1055
01:16:59,520 --> 01:17:02,860
somewhere out there in the mainframe

1056
01:17:02,860 --> 01:17:17,460
bear with me

1057
01:17:17,460 --> 01:17:28,780
he is known around the world as the great ghost god

1058
01:17:28,780 --> 01:17:32,340
you might know him as Jordan B. Peterson

1059
01:17:32,340 --> 01:17:38,620
ladies and gentlemen

1060
01:17:38,620 --> 01:17:41,300
please give a warm welcome

1061
01:17:41,300 --> 01:17:43,560
to the great ghost god himself

1062
01:17:43,560 --> 01:17:46,220
the man, the mystery, the legend

1063
01:17:46,220 --> 01:17:48,660
Jordan B. Welcome Jordan

1064
01:17:48,660 --> 01:17:49,980
hello

1065
01:17:49,980 --> 01:17:52,260
how are you keeping?

1066
01:17:52,980 --> 01:17:54,740
good thank you it's nice to be here

1067
01:17:54,740 --> 01:17:58,320
great well are you ready to do a bit of fucking reading of the text?

1068
01:17:59,140 --> 01:17:59,340
eh?

1069
01:18:00,340 --> 01:18:01,820
let's go

1070
01:18:01,820 --> 01:18:04,020
okay

1071
01:18:04,020 --> 01:18:08,100
luis memo five

1072
01:18:08,100 --> 01:18:11,980
hold on a sec there George we need to get the tune on

1073
01:18:11,980 --> 01:18:12,540
tune?

1074
01:18:12,540 --> 01:18:13,400
yeah

1075
01:18:13,400 --> 01:18:22,640
take it away Jordan

1076
01:18:22,640 --> 01:18:28,980
Luis Memo 5

1077
01:18:28,980 --> 01:18:31,880
From the initial stage of research

1078
01:18:31,880 --> 01:18:34,820
We have been searching for a safe and practical

1079
01:18:34,820 --> 01:18:36,820
Removable procedure of the plaga

1080
01:18:36,820 --> 01:18:42,720
Ironically it turns out that the real

1081
01:18:42,720 --> 01:18:45,620
Objective of this research was

1082
01:18:45,620 --> 01:18:47,660
The song ended

1083
01:18:47,660 --> 01:18:49,480
Yeah it'll loop

1084
01:18:49,480 --> 01:18:50,580
It'll loop Jordan

1085
01:18:50,580 --> 01:18:51,560
Okay

1086
01:18:51,560 --> 01:18:54,600
I'll just wait

1087
01:18:54,600 --> 01:18:55,260
Yeah

1088
01:18:55,260 --> 01:18:59,600
Great stuff Jordan here we go

1089
01:18:59,600 --> 01:19:02,940
Ironically it turns out that the real objective

1090
01:19:02,940 --> 01:19:06,760
Of this research was not

1091
01:19:06,760 --> 01:19:09,520
To find a way to remove the plagues

1092
01:19:09,520 --> 01:19:11,500
From the infected persons

1093
01:19:11,500 --> 01:19:12,740
But to find

1094
01:19:12,740 --> 01:19:16,420
A way so that the plaga

1095
01:19:16,420 --> 01:19:20,480
Could not be removed from the body easily

1096
01:19:20,480 --> 01:19:23,740
It's a great tune

1097
01:19:23,740 --> 01:19:25,860
I know it's a great fucking show

1098
01:19:25,860 --> 01:19:27,800
Do you get that out in Canada with you?

1099
01:19:28,520 --> 01:19:29,360
No we do not

1100
01:19:29,360 --> 01:19:31,920
We do have Coronation Street though

1101
01:19:31,920 --> 01:19:35,040
But I feel as though it is not superior when

1102
01:19:35,040 --> 01:19:36,040
Oh here we go

1103
01:19:36,040 --> 01:19:47,140
In the end we were labeled to find out that the plagues could be removed only by exposing them to special radiation

1104
01:19:47,140 --> 01:20:00,520
The only drawback with this method is that the only drawback with this method is that it is a very painful procedure since the plaga attaches itself to the nerves

1105
01:20:00,520 --> 01:20:03,900
Still the rest of the sentence to go there

1106
01:20:03,900 --> 01:20:05,900
You're doing fucking great

1107
01:20:05,900 --> 01:20:07,900
You're doing mighty Jordan keep it up

1108
01:20:07,900 --> 01:20:13,700
Yeah as I was saying we do get Coronation Street but I like the oh here we go

1109
01:20:13,700 --> 01:20:25,080
There is a possibility that it may impair the consciousness of the host

1110
01:20:25,080 --> 01:20:38,460
The other fact that must be mentioned is that once the plaga grows into an adult the removal procedure could kill the host

1111
01:20:38,460 --> 01:20:39,340
Fucking fantastic

1112
01:20:39,340 --> 01:20:45,100
Yeah we're one sentence away from finishing this memo here

1113
01:20:45,100 --> 01:20:47,180
It's very clean

1114
01:20:47,180 --> 01:20:49,380
It's a fucking clean bit of text

1115
01:20:49,380 --> 01:20:50,300
You're doing

1116
01:20:50,300 --> 01:20:55,460
But perhaps death isn't so bad

1117
01:20:55,460 --> 01:20:57,920
Pretty philosophical

1118
01:20:57,920 --> 01:21:01,500
When you think about the alternative

1119
01:21:01,500 --> 01:21:03,820
Just read the last read it again

1120
01:21:03,820 --> 01:21:06,940
Oh but perhaps death isn't so bad

1121
01:21:06,940 --> 01:21:09,180
When you think about the alternative

1122
01:21:09,180 --> 01:21:13,100
Perhaps death isn't so bad when you think about the alternative

1123
01:21:13,100 --> 01:21:20,020
Well done Jordan thank you very much for that man you're a fucking legend

1124
01:21:20,020 --> 01:21:25,060
No goodbye from him there or anything just just fucked right off

1125
01:21:25,060 --> 01:21:29,340
It's great and I liked a little bit of ad lib that he gave it at the end as well because

1126
01:21:29,340 --> 01:21:36,000
He did reach the end of the text before the the tune finished so he had to really just think on his feet there

1127
01:21:36,000 --> 01:21:38,180
J to the bizzle

1128
01:21:38,180 --> 01:21:44,200
Thank you very much Sirish Nick

1129
01:21:44,200 --> 01:21:46,620
Thank you very much

1130
01:21:46,620 --> 01:21:52,060
Yeah the JB what a man what a legend

1131
01:21:52,060 --> 01:21:55,940
No

1132
01:21:55,940 --> 01:22:05,260
We must be near the fucking end of this now it's

1133
01:22:05,260 --> 01:22:07,260
It's getting beyond the joke man

1134
01:22:07,260 --> 01:22:10,980
Got a selection of companies on sale straight

1135
01:22:10,980 --> 01:22:13,280
Why do we never see the face cam when you're on with Jordan

1136
01:22:13,280 --> 01:22:16,580
It's a contractual agreement I do have with him

1137
01:22:16,580 --> 01:22:18,380
He said he will do these little

1138
01:22:18,380 --> 01:22:23,820
Cameo bits but he doesn't want to share the screen with me so it's

1139
01:22:23,820 --> 01:22:27,700
Nothing I can do about that

1140
01:22:27,700 --> 01:22:38,020
I'm gonna sell you some random tat the blue stone of treason

1141
01:22:38,020 --> 01:22:49,020
I wonder can you put that into the uh in the open? Oh Bob?

1142
01:22:49,020 --> 01:22:58,340
No

1143
01:22:58,340 --> 01:22:58,340
No

1144
01:22:58,340 --> 01:22:58,480
No.

1145
01:23:07,480 --> 01:23:08,240
Tune up.

1146
01:23:08,380 --> 01:23:08,580
Sell.

1147
01:23:08,680 --> 01:23:08,860
Buy.

1148
01:23:08,980 --> 01:23:09,260
Sell.

1149
01:23:09,480 --> 01:23:09,700
Buy.

1150
01:23:09,800 --> 01:23:10,000
Sell.

1151
01:23:10,060 --> 01:23:10,220
Tune up.

1152
01:23:10,220 --> 01:23:11,120
What are you selling?

1153
01:23:14,460 --> 01:23:14,900
Yeah.

1154
01:23:14,920 --> 01:23:17,280
I'll sell you the blue stone of treason there, man.

1155
01:23:17,680 --> 01:23:18,120
Three.

1156
01:23:18,420 --> 01:23:20,220
Three thousand five hundred potatoes.

1157
01:23:20,520 --> 01:23:21,740
Is that old stranger?

1158
01:23:22,080 --> 01:23:22,340
Yeah.

1159
01:23:23,420 --> 01:23:25,540
And I have a great pearl pendant for you.

1160
01:23:25,540 --> 01:23:26,540
Yeah.

1161
01:23:31,780 --> 01:23:34,240
I'll buy it at a high price.

1162
01:23:34,500 --> 01:23:35,300
I bet you will.

1163
01:23:35,880 --> 01:23:37,980
You look like a fella who loves a good pearl necklace.

1164
01:23:38,620 --> 01:23:39,240
Thank you.

1165
01:23:39,460 --> 01:23:39,780
Now.

1166
01:23:40,000 --> 01:23:41,040
What are you buying?

1167
01:23:41,340 --> 01:23:42,280
What are you buying?

1168
01:23:42,540 --> 01:23:42,840
Buy.

1169
01:23:45,900 --> 01:23:46,340
Scope.

1170
01:23:46,840 --> 01:23:47,420
Tune up.

1171
01:23:47,420 --> 01:23:47,840
What are you buying?

1172
01:23:50,460 --> 01:23:51,760
We've a load of money now.

1173
01:23:51,840 --> 01:23:53,380
We can tune something up to the max.

1174
01:23:54,380 --> 01:23:55,320
Fucking striker.

1175
01:23:55,320 --> 01:23:55,880
No.

1176
01:24:03,400 --> 01:24:03,780
No.

1177
01:24:08,440 --> 01:24:08,840
No.

1178
01:24:13,480 --> 01:24:14,480
Firepower 35.

1179
01:24:17,160 --> 01:24:17,560
Eight.

1180
01:24:21,080 --> 01:24:22,560
I don't know what to do here.

1181
01:24:22,640 --> 01:24:23,460
Does anyone know?

1182
01:24:23,820 --> 01:24:26,140
Tune up TMP capacity, I'd say.

1183
01:24:27,340 --> 01:24:28,060
I do that.

1184
01:24:28,060 --> 01:24:28,820
What are you buying?

1185
01:24:28,820 --> 01:24:30,240
I'm just going to do what someone says in the chat.

1186
01:24:31,580 --> 01:24:32,100
Mulkeen.

1187
01:24:33,560 --> 01:24:41,700
You've actually been pretty on the ball with the recommendations.

1188
01:24:43,180 --> 01:24:44,060
Get capacity.

1189
01:24:44,200 --> 01:24:44,680
Free bullets.

1190
01:24:44,900 --> 01:24:45,340
Capacity.

1191
01:24:45,540 --> 01:24:46,740
Is that old stranger?

1192
01:24:47,600 --> 01:24:48,320
Thank you.

1193
01:24:48,400 --> 01:24:51,180
I should have done the capacity a long time ago on all these boys, you know?

1194
01:24:55,180 --> 01:24:55,620
Samantha.

1195
01:24:55,620 --> 01:24:57,440
Thank you very much.

1196
01:24:57,440 --> 01:24:57,720
He has a chip on his shoulder.

1197
01:24:57,860 --> 01:24:58,980
At least it's not a bag of chips.

1198
01:24:59,060 --> 01:25:00,240
Thank you very much, Samantha.

1199
01:25:01,320 --> 01:25:03,040
And I just want to say this, Samantha.

1200
01:25:04,080 --> 01:25:04,520
Watch out!

1201
01:25:04,540 --> 01:25:05,880
There's a fucking fighter jet coming down.

1202
01:25:05,980 --> 01:25:06,320
We'll get off!

1203
01:25:09,780 --> 01:25:13,300
and thank you very much for watching the streams and supporting the streams thank you very much

1204
01:25:16,180 --> 01:25:18,500
cheers

1205
01:25:28,100 --> 01:25:38,420
firepower 11. thank you do some more is that all thank you what are you buying of the

1206
01:25:38,420 --> 01:25:48,660
fucking jobby jab killer seven is that all is that all thank you now can you buy it

1207
01:26:00,740 --> 01:26:02,740
fast we could buy bullets off your man as well

1208
01:26:02,740 --> 01:26:12,980
bullets in the graveyard has anyone heard that

1209
01:26:15,860 --> 01:26:28,100
oh what are you buying

1210
01:26:28,100 --> 01:26:34,340
what are you buying

1211
01:26:34,340 --> 01:26:54,340
not enough cash stranger not enough cash strange is that old not enough cash stranger

1212
01:26:54,340 --> 01:27:10,340
is that all the people are going to know your streets

1213
01:27:10,340 --> 01:27:16,980
so i'm gonna put that on when we when we go fucking shooting man

1214
01:27:18,660 --> 01:27:20,260
gonna do a bit of shooting there man

1215
01:27:23,300 --> 01:27:24,340
shimbabba luba

1216
01:27:26,660 --> 01:27:36,900
that's the way we came in

1217
01:27:37,780 --> 01:27:38,900
not enough cash

1218
01:27:38,900 --> 01:27:49,140
oh my god

1219
01:27:49,140 --> 01:27:51,140
oh my god there we go

1220
01:27:51,140 --> 01:27:53,140
there we go

1221
01:27:53,140 --> 01:28:05,380
oh my god

1222
01:28:05,380 --> 01:28:07,140
oh my god

1223
01:28:07,140 --> 01:28:09,140
oh my god

1224
01:28:09,140 --> 01:28:11,140
oh my god

1225
01:28:11,140 --> 01:28:24,900
oh my god

1226
01:28:24,900 --> 01:28:27,140
oh my god

1227
01:28:27,140 --> 01:28:29,140
oh my god

1228
01:28:29,140 --> 01:28:31,140
oh my god

1229
01:28:31,140 --> 01:28:41,140
oh my god

1230
01:28:41,140 --> 01:28:45,140
oh my god

1231
01:28:45,140 --> 01:28:47,140
oh my god

1232
01:28:47,140 --> 01:28:51,140
oh my god

1233
01:28:51,140 --> 01:29:01,140
*Ding*

1234
01:29:01,140 --> 01:29:05,140
*Ding*

1235
01:29:05,140 --> 01:29:09,140
*Ding*

1236
01:29:09,140 --> 01:29:13,140
Thanks for the Franks and the Beans.

1237
01:29:13,140 --> 01:29:17,140
Thanks for the Franks and the Beans.

1238
01:29:17,140 --> 01:29:37,140
*Ding*

1239
01:29:37,140 --> 01:29:39,140
Thanks very much.

1240
01:29:39,140 --> 01:29:41,140
*Ding*

1241
01:29:41,140 --> 01:29:45,140
*Ding*

1242
01:29:45,140 --> 01:30:07,140
*Ding*

1243
01:30:07,140 --> 01:30:09,140
*Ding*

1244
01:30:09,140 --> 01:30:11,140
*Ding*

1245
01:30:11,140 --> 01:30:13,140
*Ding*

1246
01:30:13,140 --> 01:30:15,140
*Ding*

1247
01:30:15,140 --> 01:30:17,140
*Ding*

1248
01:30:17,140 --> 01:30:21,140
*Ding*

1249
01:30:21,140 --> 01:30:25,140
*Ding*

1250
01:30:25,140 --> 01:30:25,140
*Ding*

1251
01:30:25,140 --> 01:30:29,140
*Ding*

1252
01:30:29,140 --> 01:30:48,760
No wonder I drink like an alcoholic. They tell me I'm a sick person trying to get well. Well maybe I'm well, it's the war that the sick live in hell. I don't dwell in the past cause no one's killed or be killed. Society's gone and even. Grings for money and power and all. I love women. I love women. I love women. I love women.

1253
01:30:54,260 --> 01:30:55,320
You are a liar.

1254
01:30:55,320 --> 01:31:01,320
You are a liar.

1255
01:31:04,580 --> 01:31:06,320
You are a liar.

1256
01:31:06,320 --> 01:31:08,320
You are a liar.

1257
01:31:08,320 --> 01:31:09,320
You are a liar.

1258
01:31:09,320 --> 01:31:11,320
You are a liar.

1259
01:31:11,320 --> 01:31:16,320
Okay. Hello line 4, good evening.

1260
01:31:28,320 --> 01:31:36,320
In the graveyard there by bullets. Featuring some little bits there from Jerry Hanen as well, some choice bits.

1261
01:31:36,320 --> 01:31:46,320
And Gay Burn. And of course your man who is still unnamed, the Boomtime Man.

1262
01:31:46,320 --> 01:31:50,320
600,000 and that's a Boomtime!

1263
01:31:50,320 --> 01:31:57,320
Do you know, who is he? Somebody told me they did a bit of research.

1264
01:31:57,320 --> 01:32:05,320
And, uh, let's see, he's not around anymore or something, I'm not sure about that.

1265
01:32:05,320 --> 01:32:08,320
Where the fuck am I going?

1266
01:32:08,320 --> 01:32:19,320
Frank and Beans, thank you very much. Say hello to Milo and Tim and wish us the best look on our climb of Slemmish Mountain tomorrow.

1267
01:32:19,320 --> 01:32:23,320
Where the f- where's that? Slemmish.

1268
01:32:23,320 --> 01:32:40,320
Thank you very much, Delith. Delithius. Slemmish, is there such a place?

1269
01:32:42,320 --> 01:33:05,320
*Sigh* In front of Mr. Johnny Hay, he has a chip on his shoulder, at least it's not a bag of chip. *Sigh* It's in Antrim. Best of luck climbing that tomorrow. Hopefully everything's okay and the weather is good.

1270
01:33:05,320 --> 01:33:34,320
*Sigh* When did I send you by the way? *Sigh* Sleeknish. *Sigh* Fucking hell, I don't know where I'm going. *Sigh* Fucking hell, I don't know where I'm going.

1271
01:33:34,320 --> 01:34:04,040
going. In the graveyard. That's injustice. That's injustice. Came in that door. I think.

1272
01:34:04,040 --> 01:34:32,400
Where did I come up these stairs? I think I came up the stairs, yeah. Let's go through here. No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Who did the graveyard song? Bullets. B-U-L-L-I-T-Z.

1273
01:34:32,400 --> 01:35:02,380
B-U-L-I-T.

1274
01:35:02,380 --> 01:35:09,480
Down to the left.

1275
01:35:22,280 --> 01:35:23,420
Oh, not again!

1276
01:35:26,620 --> 01:35:43,720
Does anyone know where I'm going? I don't know where I'm going. Left, right, left. Oh, I have to go towards that red dot. I see. The big red dot. It says destination. You actually can't miss it.

1277
01:35:47,720 --> 01:35:56,480
Did you really see him doing that brute? And when was that? Was that recently enough for?

1278
01:36:01,820 --> 01:36:12,980
There's another video of him online. Doing something. This hunk of junk? I don't know about this, Leon. There's only one way to find out. You operate.

1279
01:36:16,580 --> 01:36:28,100
You do it. Come on, then. You beckon dragons. I'll take both of you. Ah, I'm burning to death. Here goes nothing.

1280
01:36:34,680 --> 01:36:39,480
You're a spinning poker chip away from getting your face turned into goose meat.

1281
01:36:47,280 --> 01:36:48,240
In the graveyard.

1282
01:36:52,440 --> 01:36:53,240
How are you feeling?

1283
01:36:53,580 --> 01:36:54,340
Not too bad.

1284
01:36:54,340 --> 01:37:00,220
You're a bit. I thought you were gonna die. Alright. Guess I'm up.

1285
01:37:08,020 --> 01:37:09,080
I'm getting laid.

1286
01:37:18,640 --> 01:37:19,120
You okay?

1287
01:37:28,060 --> 01:37:28,980
I don't know about you.

1288
01:37:29,560 --> 01:37:30,820
But I could do with a pint.

1289
01:37:30,940 --> 01:37:32,380
But I think it's time we go home.

1290
01:37:32,380 --> 01:37:35,180
I think it's time we go and get shit-faced.

1291
01:37:35,180 --> 01:37:39,820
Right. Let's go.

1292
01:37:42,180 --> 01:37:42,860
Really...

1293
01:37:42,860 --> 01:37:45,820
It was the highlight of my game here when, uh...

1294
01:37:45,820 --> 01:37:47,860
Your man Mike in the helicopter said...

1295
01:37:49,300 --> 01:37:51,060
"How about we go grab a beer?"

1296
01:37:51,700 --> 01:37:53,860
And then someone just shot an RPG at him.

1297
01:37:56,420 --> 01:37:58,420
He was really pleased with himself as well.

1298
01:37:59,380 --> 01:38:02,860
Seemed like a bit of a hurried kind of thing to write into the game that.

1299
01:38:02,860 --> 01:38:05,660
As well as the man called Mike comes along in a helicopter and...

1300
01:38:06,460 --> 01:38:09,420
They just threw that in towards the end of the game.

1301
01:38:09,420 --> 01:38:11,340
Because they needed a bit more of an action sequence.

1302
01:38:11,340 --> 01:38:13,980
And I didn't really rate the action sequence.

1303
01:38:13,980 --> 01:38:14,460
It was just...

1304
01:38:15,020 --> 01:38:16,620
A load of dickheads on Gatling guns.

1305
01:38:16,620 --> 01:38:18,140
And they were very easily vanquished.

1306
01:38:26,780 --> 01:38:27,900
That's the way we came in.

1307
01:38:27,900 --> 01:38:28,900
And this...

1308
01:38:28,900 --> 01:38:30,900
Is the way we go out.

1309
01:38:32,060 --> 01:38:33,300
Goodnight and God bless.

1310
01:38:40,100 --> 01:38:41,380
In the graveyard.

1311
01:38:45,380 --> 01:38:48,260
You know it's true.

1312
01:38:48,980 --> 01:38:50,580
Everything I do.

1313
01:38:50,900 --> 01:38:52,500
I do it for you.

1314
01:38:53,380 --> 01:38:54,740
Actually, I do it for myself.

1315
01:38:54,740 --> 01:38:55,860
To be honest, I had a...

1316
01:38:56,500 --> 01:38:58,100
A thing last night.

1317
01:38:58,100 --> 01:38:58,820
I thought about it.

1318
01:38:58,820 --> 01:39:00,420
And I actually don't do anything for you.

1319
01:39:00,420 --> 01:39:01,620
I do it all for myself.

1320
01:39:03,700 --> 01:39:04,660
Nothing is for you.

1321
01:39:06,420 --> 01:39:07,380
It's all about me.

1322
01:39:08,660 --> 01:39:09,860
It'll always be about me.

1323
01:39:16,020 --> 01:39:16,740
Well, you know.

1324
01:39:17,780 --> 01:39:18,580
Getting there, like.

1325
01:39:18,580 --> 01:39:19,380
Getting there, you know.

1326
01:39:23,300 --> 01:39:24,500
We have our man.

1327
01:39:24,500 --> 01:39:26,020
Our man is on the mission.

1328
01:39:26,020 --> 01:39:27,060
We gotta find him.

1329
01:39:27,060 --> 01:39:28,980
His name is Jordan B. Peterson.

1330
01:39:29,540 --> 01:39:30,260
And he's coming.

1331
01:39:30,820 --> 01:39:31,460
He's coming.

1332
01:39:32,820 --> 01:39:33,460
We got him.

1333
01:39:33,460 --> 01:39:34,260
Thank you very much.

1334
01:39:34,260 --> 01:39:35,140
Carmen Sandiego.

1335
01:39:35,140 --> 01:39:35,940
Please play me.

1336
01:39:35,940 --> 01:39:36,740
I have you.

1337
01:39:36,740 --> 01:39:38,140
And I might play you after this.

1338
01:39:38,140 --> 01:39:38,580
For the crack.

1339
01:39:38,580 --> 01:39:39,780
Because it's such a weird request.

1340
01:39:40,900 --> 01:39:41,940
If we finish this tonight.

1341
01:39:41,940 --> 01:39:43,860
I'm gonna play Carmen Sandiego.

1342
01:39:43,860 --> 01:39:45,460
And clock the fucker.

1343
01:39:46,980 --> 01:39:47,420
Jordan.

1344
01:39:47,580 --> 01:39:48,420
Are you there, Jordan?

1345
01:39:50,500 --> 01:39:50,900
Steph.

1346
01:39:51,460 --> 01:39:52,760
Steph is after you, Jordan.

1347
01:39:52,840 --> 01:39:53,880
Thank you very much, Steph.

1348
01:39:56,920 --> 01:39:58,200
Thank you very much, Steph.

1349
01:39:58,920 --> 01:40:00,520
Here's a little dump valve for you, Steph.

1350
01:40:07,160 --> 01:40:07,720
There you go.

1351
01:40:08,360 --> 01:40:10,120
Hopefully that's sorted you out.

1352
01:40:10,120 --> 01:40:11,560
Fucking cheeky dump valve.

1353
01:40:17,160 --> 01:40:18,760
Thank you for the valve.

1354
01:40:19,800 --> 01:40:21,000
That lovely valve.

1355
01:40:21,000 --> 01:40:22,200
That precious valve.

1356
01:40:22,200 --> 01:40:22,840
You gave me.

1357
01:40:22,840 --> 01:40:22,840
You gave me.

1358
01:40:22,840 --> 01:40:25,560
We thank you for the valve.

1359
01:40:27,000 --> 01:40:28,760
That lovely love dump.

1360
01:40:28,760 --> 01:40:29,880
That lovely valve.

1361
01:40:29,880 --> 01:40:31,000
The dump valve.

1362
01:40:31,000 --> 01:40:31,800
Valves.

1363
01:40:31,800 --> 01:40:32,440
Valves.

1364
01:40:32,440 --> 01:40:34,680
I'll remember all my life.

1365
01:40:36,280 --> 01:40:37,080
Dump valves.

1366
01:40:37,080 --> 01:40:38,920
I'll remember all my time.

1367
01:40:38,920 --> 01:40:41,240
Those endless valves.

1368
01:40:41,240 --> 01:40:41,880
Those sexy valves.

1369
01:40:41,880 --> 01:40:43,480
Those sexy valves.

1370
01:40:43,480 --> 01:40:44,680
Those cheeky valves.

1371
01:40:44,680 --> 01:40:45,720
You dumped me.

1372
01:40:45,720 --> 01:40:48,680
We dump you for the valves.

1373
01:40:51,800 --> 01:40:53,800
That's my way of saying thank you very much there.

1374
01:40:53,800 --> 01:40:57,160
Cheeky dump valve for the cheeky dump valve.

1375
01:40:59,560 --> 01:41:04,040
There's all the dump valves in one.

1376
01:41:04,040 --> 01:41:06,760
That was all the dump valves in one.

1377
01:41:06,760 --> 01:41:08,600
That was all the dump valves in one.

1378
01:41:08,600 --> 01:41:08,680
Jordan.

1379
01:41:09,640 --> 01:41:10,120
Jordan.

1380
01:41:10,120 --> 01:41:10,200
Jordan.

1381
01:41:10,200 --> 01:41:11,800
Hello.

1382
01:41:14,040 --> 01:41:14,760
Jordan man.

1383
01:41:16,760 --> 01:41:17,720
Can you hear me?

1384
01:41:17,720 --> 01:41:18,280
Are you there?

1385
01:41:19,160 --> 01:41:19,560
Hello.

1386
01:41:20,680 --> 01:41:21,640
How do you do?

1387
01:41:21,640 --> 01:41:21,720
How do you do?

1388
01:41:21,720 --> 01:41:21,720
How do you do?

1389
01:41:21,720 --> 01:41:21,720
How do you do?

1390
01:41:21,720 --> 01:41:21,800
How do you do?

1391
01:41:21,800 --> 01:41:21,800
How do you do?

1392
01:41:21,800 --> 01:41:21,960
How do you do?

1393
01:41:21,960 --> 01:41:21,960
How do you do?

1394
01:41:21,960 --> 01:41:21,960
How do you do?

1395
01:41:21,960 --> 01:41:22,040
How do you do?

1396
01:41:22,040 --> 01:41:22,680
How do you do?

1397
01:41:22,680 --> 01:41:23,000
How do you do?

1398
01:41:23,000 --> 01:41:24,020
Not too bad, Jordan.

1399
01:41:24,020 --> 01:41:24,820
We've got.

1400
01:41:24,820 --> 01:41:25,960
Listen, Jordan.

1401
01:41:26,220 --> 01:41:27,840
We're up against it at the moment.

1402
01:41:28,220 --> 01:41:30,020
We're near the end of the bloody game.

1403
01:41:30,820 --> 01:41:35,360
And we have a revelatory document which could really do with your sauce.

1404
01:41:36,140 --> 01:41:38,460
Well, there's one thing I'd like to do.

1405
01:41:38,560 --> 01:41:45,980
It's to add sauce to any kind of dish you may have found yourself eating.

1406
01:41:46,080 --> 01:41:48,180
Maybe you don't have the right condiments available.

1407
01:41:48,320 --> 01:41:49,440
I can provide that sauce.

1408
01:41:49,720 --> 01:41:50,800
And I'm spicy too.

1409
01:41:51,620 --> 01:41:53,660
That's what it's all about, Jordan.

1410
01:41:53,740 --> 01:41:54,360
Thank you very much.

1411
01:41:55,120 --> 01:42:00,780
First off, though, we must ask chat if there is a song that they would like to hear.

1412
01:42:00,780 --> 01:42:01,060
Sure.

1413
01:42:01,060 --> 01:42:01,220
Sure.

1414
01:42:02,420 --> 01:42:09,840
Chat, if you're reading, if you're reading, if you're watching, I should say, do you want

1415
01:42:09,840 --> 01:42:14,100
me to, what tune do you want to play here?

1416
01:42:16,440 --> 01:42:20,980
Somebody says, Mambo No. 5.

1417
01:42:21,240 --> 01:42:24,520
It's one of my favorite songs, one of my greatest tunes.

1418
01:42:25,260 --> 01:42:28,400
I got married to that tune by Lou Bega.

1419
01:42:29,660 --> 01:42:32,260
It's actually from Germany, I believe.

1420
01:42:33,660 --> 01:42:34,940
Maybe we can get that going.

1421
01:42:35,760 --> 01:42:35,980
Yeah.

1422
01:42:36,320 --> 01:42:37,980
Bear with me for a sec now, Jordan.

1423
01:42:38,020 --> 01:42:39,020
I need to try and find it.

1424
01:42:40,400 --> 01:42:42,060
We've got bullets in the graveyard.

1425
01:42:42,220 --> 01:42:42,740
Do you like that?

1426
01:42:46,740 --> 01:42:47,100
Jordan.

1427
01:42:47,660 --> 01:42:49,900
I don't know.

1428
01:42:49,900 --> 01:42:50,680
I don't know.

1429
01:42:50,680 --> 01:42:50,940
I don't know.

1430
01:42:55,500 --> 01:42:57,340
No, we'll just go for Mambo, so.

1431
01:43:03,340 --> 01:43:04,180
Let's see now.

1432
01:43:12,180 --> 01:43:14,060
Da-da.

1433
01:43:14,900 --> 01:43:15,340
Right.

1434
01:43:15,580 --> 01:43:16,020
Here we go.

1435
01:43:16,180 --> 01:43:17,880
Actually, I've realized something there.

1436
01:43:17,960 --> 01:43:19,100
It needs to be an instrumental.

1437
01:43:19,880 --> 01:43:20,640
Maybe it'll work.

1438
01:43:20,900 --> 01:43:22,160
I'm not sure if it'll work, Jordan.

1439
01:43:28,960 --> 01:43:29,360
Yep.

1440
01:43:29,820 --> 01:43:31,060
Sounds like it will work.

1441
01:43:31,620 --> 01:43:32,400
I'll give it a go.

1442
01:43:36,240 --> 01:43:36,640
Let's.

1443
01:43:38,080 --> 01:43:39,160
Let's hit this shit.

1444
01:43:41,320 --> 01:43:42,400
Three, four, five.

1445
01:43:43,780 --> 01:43:44,060
No.

1446
01:43:45,420 --> 01:43:45,860
Sorry.

1447
01:43:46,100 --> 01:43:46,680
Our mission.

1448
01:43:46,820 --> 01:43:46,920
Right.

1449
01:43:46,920 --> 01:43:49,600
One moment, please.

1450
01:43:51,200 --> 01:43:54,900
The real power of the United States lies in three areas.

1451
01:43:55,060 --> 01:43:58,560
The Justice Department, the Administrative, the bodies, and the military.

1452
01:43:58,720 --> 01:44:03,520
In order to take control of these areas, we must influence the minds of the people who advise the president.

1453
01:44:04,800 --> 01:44:08,660
After this is done, the rest of the departments will quickly fall under our sway.

1454
01:44:10,220 --> 01:44:12,980
If by the chance the United States were to figure out a plan.

1455
01:44:16,360 --> 01:44:17,280
This is terrible.

1456
01:44:17,580 --> 01:44:18,360
Jordan is terrible.

1457
01:44:18,360 --> 01:44:21,800
Sorry.

1458
01:44:22,140 --> 01:44:23,720
That really was fucked up.

1459
01:44:24,300 --> 01:44:24,660
I know.

1460
01:44:24,740 --> 01:44:24,940
It was.

1461
01:44:25,000 --> 01:44:25,520
It was terrible.

1462
01:44:26,560 --> 01:44:29,120
I think the problem lies that it needs to be a song.

1463
01:44:29,240 --> 01:44:30,980
It needs to be an instrumental song or something.

1464
01:44:31,080 --> 01:44:32,460
We did the Crystal Maze yesterday.

1465
01:44:32,980 --> 01:44:33,980
I know what that's about.

1466
01:44:35,040 --> 01:44:37,640
And there's no lyrics for me to ruin.

1467
01:44:38,600 --> 01:44:38,880
Yeah.

1468
01:44:40,020 --> 01:44:41,200
Anybody there in the chat?

1469
01:44:41,380 --> 01:44:43,080
You got something good for me here.

1470
01:44:43,180 --> 01:44:43,500
It's something.

1471
01:44:43,580 --> 01:44:44,500
It needs to be something better.

1472
01:44:47,020 --> 01:44:48,340
It needs to be something a lot better.

1473
01:44:48,340 --> 01:44:51,820
Because the stuff that you're giving me right now is dirt.

1474
01:44:53,260 --> 01:44:53,820
Dirt.

1475
01:44:54,200 --> 01:44:55,460
Dirt like your room.

1476
01:44:56,640 --> 01:44:57,200
Unkempt.

1477
01:44:57,980 --> 01:44:58,540
Disgusting.

1478
01:45:00,140 --> 01:45:02,520
Got millipedes coming in from outside.

1479
01:45:03,040 --> 01:45:05,320
You're sleeping with millipedes.

1480
01:45:12,120 --> 01:45:12,620
Okay.

1481
01:45:12,720 --> 01:45:13,860
Somebody said Thomas.

1482
01:45:15,040 --> 01:45:16,440
Thomas the tank engine.

1483
01:45:16,600 --> 01:45:19,300
But I think Max Darwin has with Brookside.

1484
01:45:20,380 --> 01:45:22,820
So we can maybe go for that.

1485
01:45:24,100 --> 01:45:24,560
Okay.

1486
01:45:24,620 --> 01:45:26,760
This is the last time I'm going to fucking search for Jordan.

1487
01:45:26,980 --> 01:45:28,160
You're wrecking my head.

1488
01:45:29,460 --> 01:45:29,920
It's terrible.

1489
01:45:31,380 --> 01:45:32,460
It's a terrible song.

1490
01:45:39,460 --> 01:45:40,000
Brookside.

1491
01:45:43,200 --> 01:45:46,860
I mean it's in keeping with the soap theme tunes as well you know.

1492
01:46:00,860 --> 01:46:04,160
We don't want the full theme though because that could.

1493
01:46:07,400 --> 01:46:08,820
That could really be a fucking.

1494
01:46:09,180 --> 01:46:10,420
We don't know where that goes.

1495
01:46:15,240 --> 01:46:16,100
Okay Jordan.

1496
01:46:16,180 --> 01:46:17,100
You ready for this?

1497
01:46:17,580 --> 01:46:17,840
Yep.

1498
01:46:17,960 --> 01:46:18,620
Take it away.

1499
01:46:18,620 --> 01:46:18,680
Take it away.

1500
01:46:26,720 --> 01:46:28,420
I'm waiting for the drums to kick.

1501
01:46:28,420 --> 01:46:29,840
I love this tune.

1502
01:46:35,080 --> 01:46:36,660
Where's the kick wins the drop?

1503
01:46:39,600 --> 01:46:40,480
Where's the drop?

1504
01:46:44,020 --> 01:46:44,960
Here we go.

1505
01:46:46,540 --> 01:47:03,080
What's going on a bit?

1506
01:47:03,080 --> 01:47:08,760
The damage cause should be minimal.

1507
01:47:09,820 --> 01:47:17,300
We will still be able to conquer the country as planned using our backup plan.

1508
01:47:18,140 --> 01:47:21,860
Once we control the country.

1509
01:47:22,640 --> 01:47:27,960
We will use their international influence to our advantage.

1510
01:47:28,860 --> 01:47:29,720
Wasn't great.

1511
01:47:30,180 --> 01:47:31,460
Was not great at all.

1512
01:47:32,620 --> 01:47:33,140
Yeah.

1513
01:47:33,260 --> 01:47:34,700
I think that it needs to be.

1514
01:47:35,020 --> 01:47:37,060
Probably needs to be the fucking 90s one.

1515
01:47:37,100 --> 01:47:37,340
Does it?

1516
01:47:38,460 --> 01:47:41,600
Probably could do with being the 90s Brookside version.

1517
01:47:46,620 --> 01:47:47,820
Let's see what we've got there.

1518
01:47:47,900 --> 01:47:49,000
We might have something here.

1519
01:47:55,580 --> 01:47:59,140
2121 to Ireland says archetypal mud bricks could be a lie though.

1520
01:48:01,440 --> 01:48:01,840
Perfect.

1521
01:48:02,160 --> 01:48:04,160
Here we go.

1522
01:48:04,160 --> 01:48:04,800
Here we go, George.

1523
01:48:05,360 --> 01:48:05,920
You ready?

1524
01:48:05,920 --> 01:48:06,000
Ready?

1525
01:48:10,000 --> 01:48:11,500
For the dump valve.

1526
01:48:11,700 --> 01:48:12,360
Dump valve.

1527
01:48:12,760 --> 01:48:13,660
Dump valve 2.

1528
01:48:14,060 --> 01:48:14,620
Let's go.

1529
01:48:15,580 --> 01:48:16,300
Let's do this.

1530
01:48:16,980 --> 01:48:30,520
Beautiful.

1531
01:48:30,520 --> 01:48:35,860
Use their international influence to our advantage.

1532
01:48:36,180 --> 01:48:39,140
The rest of the world will fall swiftly.

1533
01:48:40,660 --> 01:48:41,340
Beautiful.

1534
01:48:41,640 --> 01:48:42,380
Fucking lovely.

1535
01:48:44,020 --> 01:48:48,760
As already stated, if our first plan doesn't go as smoothly as expected.

1536
01:48:49,620 --> 01:48:50,920
Don't know what's going on there, man.

1537
01:48:52,620 --> 01:48:54,040
I don't know what's going on.

1538
01:48:54,420 --> 01:48:55,480
Just keep singing, Jordan.

1539
01:48:58,120 --> 01:48:59,940
Having a hard time coming in here.

1540
01:49:00,000 --> 01:49:01,020
I don't know where to come in.

1541
01:49:01,080 --> 01:49:02,860
It's hard to...

1542
01:49:02,860 --> 01:49:03,840
Okay, here we go.

1543
01:49:05,020 --> 01:49:09,440
All right, sending in our special forces we will infiltrate...

1544
01:49:11,480 --> 01:49:15,180
Wait for the drums.

1545
01:49:26,040 --> 01:49:26,820
Go back.

1546
01:49:26,960 --> 01:49:27,440
Go back.

1547
01:49:27,580 --> 01:49:27,980
Go back.

1548
01:49:28,080 --> 01:49:28,500
Go back.

1549
01:49:28,740 --> 01:49:29,140
Go back.

1550
01:49:29,480 --> 01:49:32,920
Back.

1551
01:49:36,260 --> 01:49:41,120
Fear and chaos will spread through the nation like a virus.

1552
01:49:44,560 --> 01:49:50,700
It'll only be a matter of time before the country loses its stability.

1553
01:49:50,700 --> 01:49:54,680
At the time when they're most vulnerable, we will strike.

1554
01:49:55,480 --> 01:49:56,920
Rejoice, my brethren.

1555
01:49:56,920 --> 01:49:59,460
The world shall soon be cleansed.

1556
01:50:00,140 --> 01:50:00,700
Beautiful.

1557
01:50:01,060 --> 01:50:01,740
Fucking lovely.

1558
01:50:02,460 --> 01:50:03,940
Really, really good, Jordan.

1559
01:50:04,240 --> 01:50:04,940
Really good.

1560
01:50:05,880 --> 01:50:06,620
You think so?

1561
01:50:06,940 --> 01:50:07,940
It was fantastic.

1562
01:50:08,440 --> 01:50:10,120
It actually brought a tear to my eye.

1563
01:50:11,200 --> 01:50:12,720
That's the job done.

1564
01:50:12,720 --> 01:50:15,520
I did what I came here to do.

1565
01:50:16,740 --> 01:50:17,500
That's what it's all about.

1566
01:50:18,400 --> 01:50:19,040
Good night.

1567
01:50:19,500 --> 01:50:20,300
Thank you very much, Jordan.

1568
01:50:21,520 --> 01:50:22,780
Fucking what a legend.

1569
01:50:23,220 --> 01:50:24,800
What an absolute legend that man is.

1570
01:50:24,900 --> 01:50:26,280
I cannot believe he exists.

1571
01:50:26,640 --> 01:50:29,060
And not only that,

1572
01:50:29,440 --> 01:50:30,540
that he goes out of his way

1573
01:50:30,540 --> 01:50:32,480
to do such amazing things like that.

1574
01:50:34,980 --> 01:50:35,380
Oh.

1575
01:50:36,180 --> 01:50:36,860
On with the game.

1576
01:50:37,520 --> 01:50:38,700
It was tough.

1577
01:50:39,040 --> 01:50:40,220
It was tough going that one.

1578
01:50:40,220 --> 01:50:42,120
It wasn't exactly crystal maze quality,

1579
01:50:42,260 --> 01:50:43,060
but it was a good effort.

1580
01:50:48,180 --> 01:50:50,360
Now we're about to get off this fucking island.

1581
01:50:50,500 --> 01:50:50,940
Thank God.

1582
01:50:52,180 --> 01:50:53,900
I've got indigestion.

1583
01:50:54,060 --> 01:50:57,100
Thinking about how long this has taken.

1584
01:50:58,740 --> 01:51:12,480
Final chapter.

1585
01:51:13,480 --> 01:51:14,640
Chapter and verse.

1586
01:51:15,700 --> 01:51:16,540
Anything for me?

1587
01:51:17,080 --> 01:51:18,740
Have you got anything for me at all?

1588
01:51:19,280 --> 01:51:21,700
What a selection of good things on me.

1589
01:51:21,700 --> 01:51:22,540
What are you buying?

1590
01:51:22,540 --> 01:51:24,280
Do you really, or is it just shite talk?

1591
01:51:26,280 --> 01:51:28,200
What are you buying?

1592
01:51:28,200 --> 01:51:30,200
Nothing, I've got nothing for it.

1593
01:51:33,440 --> 01:51:34,940
What are you selling?

1594
01:51:38,220 --> 01:51:39,380
Nothing.

1595
01:51:39,380 --> 01:51:41,380
Come back anytime.

1596
01:51:41,380 --> 01:51:43,040
I'll come back never.

1597
01:51:43,040 --> 01:51:44,280
I'll never be back.

1598
01:51:44,280 --> 01:51:49,280
Wait! Who are you?

1599
01:51:49,280 --> 01:51:51,280
Thank you very much, Jacob.

1600
01:51:51,280 --> 01:51:52,280
I do?

1601
01:51:52,280 --> 01:51:54,280
Your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man.

1602
01:51:54,280 --> 01:51:57,280
Jacob Rees-Mogg, thank you very much.

1603
01:51:59,280 --> 01:52:03,280
You're a controversial figure, but you've always been welcome here in this stream.

1604
01:52:03,280 --> 01:52:05,280
You're a great supporter of the stream.

1605
01:52:07,280 --> 01:52:09,280
And you know how to relax.

1606
01:52:09,280 --> 01:52:17,280
This is for you, Jakey baby.

1607
01:52:17,280 --> 01:52:19,280
Old Mogpus.

1608
01:52:19,280 --> 01:52:20,280
Something's not right.

1609
01:52:20,280 --> 01:52:22,280
Ashley, you stay here.

1610
01:52:24,280 --> 01:52:28,280
I should have got a fucking rocket launcher for this.

1611
01:52:28,280 --> 01:52:31,280
I can go back to the save machine.

1612
01:52:31,280 --> 01:52:34,280
Or as it's known in the bay, is the typewriter.

1613
01:52:34,280 --> 01:52:35,280
I can go back to the end of the stream.

1614
01:52:35,280 --> 01:52:36,280
I can go back to the end of the stream.

1615
01:52:36,280 --> 01:52:37,280
I can go back to the end of the stream.

1616
01:52:37,280 --> 01:52:38,280
I can go back to the end of the stream.

1617
01:52:38,280 --> 01:52:39,280
I can go back to the end of the stream.

1618
01:52:39,280 --> 01:52:40,280
I can go back to the end of the stream.

1619
01:52:40,280 --> 01:52:41,280
I can go back to the end of the stream.

1620
01:52:41,280 --> 01:52:42,280
I can go back to the end of the stream.

1621
01:52:42,280 --> 01:52:43,280
I can go back to the end of the stream.

1622
01:52:43,280 --> 01:52:44,280
I can go back to the end of the stream.

1623
01:52:44,280 --> 01:52:45,280
I can go back to the end of the stream.

1624
01:52:45,280 --> 01:52:46,280
I can go back to the end of the stream.

1625
01:52:46,280 --> 01:52:47,280
I can go back to the end of the stream.

1626
01:52:47,280 --> 01:52:48,280
I can go back to the end of the stream.

1627
01:52:48,280 --> 01:52:49,280
I can go back to the end of the stream.

1628
01:52:49,280 --> 01:52:50,280
I can go back to the end of the stream.

1629
01:52:50,280 --> 01:52:56,280
Sadler, Sadler, Sadler, Sadler.

1630
01:53:00,280 --> 01:53:01,280
You can.

1631
01:53:02,280 --> 01:53:03,280
I've been better.

1632
01:53:07,280 --> 01:53:08,280
What's so funny?

1633
01:53:09,280 --> 01:53:15,280
Sadler, Sadler, Sadler, Sadler.

1634
01:53:15,280 --> 01:53:18,280
What happens in your Hollywood movies?

1635
01:53:19,280 --> 01:53:21,280
Oh, Mr. Kennedy, you entertain me.

1636
01:53:22,280 --> 01:53:26,280
To show my appreciation, I will help you awaken from your world of cliches.

1637
01:53:30,280 --> 01:53:33,280
He's got an eyeball in his mouth.

1638
01:53:34,280 --> 01:53:36,280
He's got an eyeball in his mouth.

1639
01:53:37,280 --> 01:53:42,280
That cunt's dodgy. Watch out for him. He's got an eyeball in his mouth.

1640
01:53:42,280 --> 01:53:55,280
He's got an eyeball in his mouth. He's dodgy. He's got an eyeball in his mouth. His head's come off. He's got an eyeball in his mouth.

1641
01:53:56,280 --> 01:53:59,280
And claws coming out of his skin.

1642
01:54:01,280 --> 01:54:03,280
Emergency. Locking down elevator.

1643
01:54:04,280 --> 01:54:08,280
Stand clear. Eyeball in mouth operating.

1644
01:54:09,280 --> 01:54:19,280
Supped up killer seven. Go fuck yourself.

1645
01:54:20,280 --> 01:54:21,280
Alright.

1646
01:54:26,280 --> 01:54:28,280
Thing's about to get hot and heavy.

1647
01:54:29,280 --> 01:54:32,280
Time to throw a little grenade to our friend here.

1648
01:54:33,280 --> 01:54:34,280
See what he makes of this.

1649
01:54:36,280 --> 01:54:37,280
Not much, huh?

1650
01:54:38,280 --> 01:54:39,280
Unfortunately for you.

1651
01:54:40,280 --> 01:54:42,280
That isn't the last of what I've got.

1652
01:54:44,280 --> 01:54:45,280
Combine that with that.

1653
01:54:48,280 --> 01:54:50,280
He's got an eyeball in his mouth.

1654
01:54:51,280 --> 01:54:54,280
Watch out. He's got an eyeball in his mouth.

1655
01:54:55,280 --> 01:54:59,280
Break. He's got an eyeball. An eyeball in his mouth.

1656
01:55:06,280 --> 01:55:08,280
You need to shoot the fucking eyeball, Leon.

1657
01:55:08,280 --> 01:55:11,280
It's not a game with- I know, I know. It is a game.

1658
01:55:12,280 --> 01:55:14,280
Look, we'll let him- we'll let him have his wicked way with me.

1659
01:55:15,280 --> 01:55:18,280
We'll let him have his wicked way and then I'll come back stronger knowing exactly what to do.

1660
01:55:20,280 --> 01:55:21,280
Let him kill me.

1661
01:55:21,280 --> 01:55:22,280
Let him kill me.

1662
01:55:27,280 --> 01:55:30,280
Let him kill me. It doesn't matter- it doesn't matter a fuck to me. See you later, man.

1663
01:55:31,280 --> 01:55:32,280
I have no time for you.

1664
01:55:37,280 --> 01:55:38,280
Guy's an asshole.

1665
01:55:47,280 --> 01:55:50,920
Right.

1666
01:55:52,640 --> 01:55:54,800
Okay, thanks very much.

1667
01:55:55,920 --> 01:55:56,600
Oh, back to this.

1668
01:55:56,980 --> 01:55:59,080
Maybe we can get the rocket launcher.

1669
01:55:59,560 --> 01:56:02,200
The rocket launcher off your man now.

1670
01:56:02,200 --> 01:56:06,200
Got a selection of good things on sale, stranger.

1671
01:56:06,460 --> 01:56:07,480
What are you buying?

1672
01:56:08,020 --> 01:56:09,740
I'll have the RPG if you have it.

1673
01:56:15,920 --> 01:56:16,440
Hmm.

1674
01:56:16,440 --> 01:56:19,360
I don't fucking kill him without that.

1675
01:56:19,360 --> 01:56:23,300
Any time.

1676
01:56:23,300 --> 01:56:48,760
Speedrun success so far.

1677
01:56:48,760 --> 01:56:55,920
It's only going to get even more successor as we keep going.

1678
01:56:55,920 --> 01:57:08,680
Oh.

1679
01:57:08,680 --> 01:57:08,720
Oh.

1680
01:57:08,720 --> 01:57:08,780
Oh.

1681
01:57:10,780 --> 01:57:17,400
He's got an eyeball in his mouth.

1682
01:57:17,680 --> 01:57:18,140
The cunt.

1683
01:57:18,260 --> 01:57:20,540
He's got an eyeball in his mouth.

1684
01:57:20,780 --> 01:57:21,240
The prick.

1685
01:57:23,200 --> 01:57:24,000
There you go.

1686
01:57:24,100 --> 01:57:24,560
That's one.

1687
01:57:24,700 --> 01:57:25,620
One in the eye.

1688
01:57:26,660 --> 01:57:27,480
For Dermot Desmond.

1689
01:57:27,760 --> 01:57:28,360
And another one.

1690
01:57:28,400 --> 01:57:29,380
Another one has opened up.

1691
01:57:30,220 --> 01:57:31,040
He's open shop.

1692
01:57:31,320 --> 01:57:32,240
He's open shop.

1693
01:57:32,240 --> 01:57:32,380
Oh.

1694
01:57:35,880 --> 01:57:36,280
Oh.

1695
01:57:37,140 --> 01:57:39,340
I see now what I have to do.

1696
01:57:39,400 --> 01:57:39,580
Yeah.

1697
01:57:39,580 --> 01:57:39,640
Yeah.

1698
01:57:50,920 --> 01:57:51,400
Yes.

1699
01:57:51,400 --> 01:57:51,440
Yes.

1700
01:57:52,260 --> 01:57:52,800
That's it.

1701
01:57:52,860 --> 01:57:54,120
Get down and beg for mercy.

1702
01:57:58,080 --> 01:57:59,080
Love and mercy.

1703
01:57:59,580 --> 01:58:00,240
Brian Wilson.

1704
01:58:00,940 --> 01:58:01,560
The beach boys.

1705
01:58:07,600 --> 01:58:13,160
He's got an eyeball in his mouth.

1706
01:58:13,160 --> 01:58:14,560
The cunt.

1707
01:58:16,720 --> 01:58:17,660
I did it.

1708
01:58:22,600 --> 01:58:22,760
Mad.

1709
01:58:22,840 --> 01:58:23,640
Mad heart.

1710
01:58:24,300 --> 01:58:24,920
Open up.

1711
01:58:25,600 --> 01:58:27,840
And let me see that big shiny eyeball.

1712
01:58:29,860 --> 01:58:30,840
You're a scummer.

1713
01:58:32,080 --> 01:58:33,360
Guy's an absolute scummer.

1714
01:58:33,440 --> 01:58:34,100
He's a menace.

1715
01:58:36,180 --> 01:58:37,080
Region injustice.

1716
01:58:40,080 --> 01:58:52,560
Go on.

1717
01:58:58,560 --> 01:59:01,100
He's got an eyeball in his mouth.

1718
01:59:01,320 --> 01:59:01,800
The cunt.

1719
01:59:01,940 --> 01:59:04,180
He's got an eyeball in his mouth.

1720
01:59:04,420 --> 01:59:04,860
The prick.

1721
01:59:05,920 --> 01:59:07,420
That's a lovely little situation.

1722
01:59:08,380 --> 01:59:09,640
It's a lovely situation.

1723
01:59:09,640 --> 01:59:13,720
Might give him one of these.

1724
01:59:14,560 --> 01:59:15,740
Take little herb as well.

1725
01:59:20,960 --> 01:59:21,820
Fucking hell man.

1726
01:59:31,880 --> 01:59:32,920
Creamy screamer.

1727
01:59:33,820 --> 01:59:35,000
Get ready to scream.

1728
01:59:38,680 --> 01:59:39,200
Oh.

1729
01:59:39,200 --> 01:59:40,060
Did I get him?

1730
01:59:42,540 --> 01:59:43,420
I didn't get him.

1731
01:59:44,120 --> 01:59:45,600
TMP the cunt in the eyeball.

1732
01:59:48,600 --> 01:59:50,240
He thinks he's getting away with that.

1733
01:59:50,520 --> 01:59:51,240
He can go fuck.

1734
02:00:01,240 --> 02:00:02,900
Fucking take the shotgun to him.

1735
02:00:04,320 --> 02:00:05,080
Open him up.

1736
02:00:06,740 --> 02:00:07,980
That's a great little situation.

1737
02:00:08,600 --> 02:00:09,360
We're doing well.

1738
02:00:09,420 --> 02:00:10,000
We're doing well.

1739
02:00:10,080 --> 02:00:10,520
We're doing well.

1740
02:00:10,600 --> 02:00:11,160
Keep it lit.

1741
02:00:12,620 --> 02:00:13,340
Keep climbing.

1742
02:00:13,500 --> 02:00:14,000
Keep moving.

1743
02:00:14,660 --> 02:00:15,420
Keep grooving.

1744
02:00:15,420 --> 02:00:15,460
Keep grooving.

1745
02:00:21,600 --> 02:00:23,880
Now would be a good time to reload.

1746
02:00:29,480 --> 02:00:30,880
Someone said thermal scope.

1747
02:00:30,960 --> 02:00:32,300
I think that's a waste of time.

1748
02:00:44,680 --> 02:00:47,640
Okay, we can take another herb, I'd say, there.

1749
02:00:47,760 --> 02:00:48,940
Yeah, that'll do.

1750
02:00:50,240 --> 02:00:52,220
Any tips at this stage of the game?

1751
02:00:52,720 --> 02:00:55,000
Or is it just a pure injustice or what?

1752
02:00:55,180 --> 02:00:57,200
Okay, thanks very much.

1753
02:01:01,580 --> 02:01:02,360
Isn't that man?

1754
02:01:03,240 --> 02:01:04,880
That's called the fucking tele-truck.

1755
02:01:05,380 --> 02:01:06,460
Clearly you can't pass the phone.

1756
02:01:07,480 --> 02:01:09,220
Thank you very much for that, Kate.

1757
02:01:09,660 --> 02:01:10,520
What film is this?

1758
02:01:10,580 --> 02:01:12,880
It's not a film, it's Resident Evil, the video game.

1759
02:01:15,980 --> 02:01:17,400
Don't corner yourself.

1760
02:01:18,880 --> 02:01:21,380
Shoot the eye.

1761
02:01:22,460 --> 02:01:23,320
Shoot the eye.

1762
02:01:25,900 --> 02:01:30,980
Has anybody got any tips there?

1763
02:01:31,360 --> 02:01:35,400
Sorry, I'm on about tips for tipping there, Max Darwin.

1764
02:01:35,520 --> 02:01:36,060
I see what you mean.

1765
02:01:37,060 --> 02:01:39,760
Has anybody got any tips on how to defeat this guy?

1766
02:01:39,840 --> 02:01:43,800
Because I'm going along there shooting the eyeball, but he doesn't see.

1767
02:01:43,800 --> 02:01:44,920
There's no let up in the cunt.

1768
02:01:44,980 --> 02:01:46,500
He's got a bit of form.

1769
02:01:47,500 --> 02:01:48,600
He's definitely got form.

1770
02:01:52,220 --> 02:01:53,880
Shoot him in the eyes and use quick time.

1771
02:01:54,760 --> 02:01:57,400
When the eye in his mouth drops down.

1772
02:01:57,400 --> 02:01:58,300
How do you use quick time?

1773
02:01:58,380 --> 02:01:59,060
Do you have to go up to him?

1774
02:01:59,220 --> 02:01:59,540
Close.

1775
02:01:59,660 --> 02:02:00,520
Close up to him, is it?

1776
02:02:02,980 --> 02:02:04,100
Furnished to Johnny Hay.

1777
02:02:04,180 --> 02:02:05,360
He has a chip on his shoulder.

1778
02:02:05,520 --> 02:02:06,640
At least he's not a bag of chip.

1779
02:02:07,140 --> 02:02:08,060
Thank you very much.

1780
02:02:08,220 --> 02:02:09,300
Stop justice.

1781
02:02:09,480 --> 02:02:10,100
Stop injustice.

1782
02:02:12,380 --> 02:02:13,340
Stop injustice.

1783
02:02:13,560 --> 02:02:14,280
Patty and Kenny.

1784
02:02:14,380 --> 02:02:15,080
Thank you very much.

1785
02:02:17,080 --> 02:02:18,180
Shoot him with a gun.

1786
02:02:18,280 --> 02:02:19,080
The Macron show.

1787
02:02:19,360 --> 02:02:20,820
Thank you for that tip.

1788
02:02:20,900 --> 02:02:22,120
Doesn't really work much, though.

1789
02:02:22,140 --> 02:02:22,860
I've been doing that.

1790
02:02:23,520 --> 02:02:25,220
Just keep hitting him in the digs in the eye.

1791
02:02:25,720 --> 02:02:26,760
Just going to keep going.

1792
02:02:27,060 --> 02:02:28,100
That was useless.

1793
02:02:28,880 --> 02:02:31,080
You really didn't help me in that situation.

1794
02:02:31,500 --> 02:02:32,560
Nobody helped me there.

1795
02:02:37,180 --> 02:02:38,980
This is all just...

1796
02:02:38,980 --> 02:02:41,060
You're watching, but you're not helping.

1797
02:02:41,700 --> 02:02:42,420
And I need help.

1798
02:02:42,440 --> 02:02:43,580
At this moment, I need help.

1799
02:02:55,220 --> 02:02:56,780
Why is there no quick time now?

1800
02:03:03,200 --> 02:03:04,280
Yeah, nice little...

1801
02:03:04,280 --> 02:03:06,380
That was a nice little quick time there, wasn't it?

1802
02:03:06,600 --> 02:03:07,660
That damn justice!

1803
02:03:07,860 --> 02:03:08,600
Okay, thanks very much.

1804
02:03:10,660 --> 02:03:12,520
Thanks for the quick time...

1805
02:03:12,520 --> 02:03:12,960
There.

1806
02:03:14,540 --> 02:03:14,980
Conjunctivitis.

1807
02:03:15,080 --> 02:03:15,540
Big shot.

1808
02:03:24,180 --> 02:03:25,060
There you go, Matt.

1809
02:03:25,120 --> 02:03:30,860
Like the amount of power that's in that gun.

1810
02:03:35,920 --> 02:03:36,820
And that...

1811
02:03:36,820 --> 02:03:37,480
Oh, no.

1812
02:03:38,580 --> 02:03:39,480
Why does that happen?

1813
02:03:42,440 --> 02:03:43,460
Why did that happen?

1814
02:03:43,460 --> 02:03:45,460
*BOOM*

1815
02:04:01,460 --> 02:04:04,460
That's injustice! That's injustice!

1816
02:04:09,960 --> 02:04:12,460
Why does that go- why is that happening like that?

1817
02:04:12,460 --> 02:04:14,460
*BOOM*

1818
02:04:23,460 --> 02:04:28,460
This is a fucking joke. Not a funny one either. It's a bad joke.

1819
02:04:31,460 --> 02:04:38,460
It's on a timer, is it? Where's the timer? Where'd you start the timer? Where's the timer end? Where's the timer begin?

1820
02:04:38,960 --> 02:04:56,860
Fucking hell, he's there again.

1821
02:05:00,160 --> 02:05:01,420
Don't be shaky.

1822
02:05:03,440 --> 02:05:05,060
He's being shaky.

1823
02:05:05,060 --> 02:05:17,780
When you damage him enough, you'll get a rocket launcher from your one.

1824
02:05:18,380 --> 02:05:19,340
He's getting pissed.

1825
02:05:20,140 --> 02:05:22,140
Oh, that's about me. That's not about the game.

1826
02:05:22,600 --> 02:05:24,200
Liam, yeah. He's on top form, yeah.

1827
02:05:24,880 --> 02:05:26,740
Okay, he's on top form. I'm not.

1828
02:05:27,200 --> 02:05:29,120
That's the problem. That's the problemo.

1829
02:05:29,120 --> 02:05:29,200
Oh.

1830
02:05:38,640 --> 02:05:40,020
He's in great form, this cunt.

1831
02:05:43,160 --> 02:05:47,160
If you shoot him in the eyes, on the legs, you can stab him in the main eye.

1832
02:05:47,320 --> 02:05:50,120
Sure, I've done that. I've been shooting him in the main eye.

1833
02:05:50,120 --> 02:05:55,880
Seven seconds away, I'll be waiting.

1834
02:05:56,140 --> 02:05:57,460
Boko do santa kema.

1835
02:05:57,680 --> 02:05:59,320
Seven seconds away.

1836
02:05:59,560 --> 02:05:59,940
Thanks very much.

1837
02:05:59,940 --> 02:06:01,740
Moralizing, pontificating.

1838
02:06:01,980 --> 02:06:03,900
Thank you very much, Angela's eyeball.

1839
02:06:04,260 --> 02:06:05,300
You hammered your mother.

1840
02:06:05,640 --> 02:06:10,520
Thank you very much for that, and I want to say big toast to Angela's eyeball there.

1841
02:06:16,520 --> 02:06:22,820
A lovely little milky sip there to celebrate Angela's eyeball.

1842
02:06:28,120 --> 02:06:31,020
And I bet you have a cheeky dump valve there for you as well, Angela.

1843
02:06:32,660 --> 02:06:33,660
Thank you very much.

1844
02:06:36,260 --> 02:06:37,920
Right, let's go for the eyeball.

1845
02:06:37,920 --> 02:06:46,040
Well, he'll need a few plasters after that.

1846
02:06:46,320 --> 02:06:49,420
We might need to head down to the fucking pharmacy after that.

1847
02:06:49,860 --> 02:06:50,520
Oh, here we go.

1848
02:06:51,040 --> 02:06:52,920
He might follow me onto this yoke, and then...

1849
02:06:52,920 --> 02:07:14,720
Boo-ba-loo-boo.

1850
02:07:14,720 --> 02:07:16,380
Ba-ba-ba-boo.

1851
02:07:16,380 --> 02:07:18,520
Be-ba-ah.

1852
02:07:18,520 --> 02:07:30,680
Yes.

1853
02:07:31,140 --> 02:07:31,800
Use this.

1854
02:07:32,360 --> 02:07:32,900
This is it.

1855
02:07:33,040 --> 02:07:34,440
The end of Resident Evil 4.

1856
02:07:34,960 --> 02:07:35,900
We've been waiting for it.

1857
02:07:36,100 --> 02:07:36,280
Oh.

1858
02:07:36,780 --> 02:07:38,580
It's over there in the middle of the fucking aisle.

1859
02:07:41,700 --> 02:07:42,100
Oh.

1860
02:07:43,200 --> 02:07:43,680
It's coming.

1861
02:07:46,100 --> 02:07:47,680
Hopefully, I haven't fucked it.

1862
02:07:47,820 --> 02:07:49,880
I hope I haven't fucked it with that premature...

1863
02:07:50,880 --> 02:07:51,220
...in-...

1864
02:07:51,220 --> 02:07:53,400
Fuck.

1865
02:08:00,720 --> 02:08:01,500
This is it.

1866
02:08:03,500 --> 02:08:05,340
Good night and God bless, dickhead.

1867
02:08:05,980 --> 02:08:07,700
It's got a big red end on it as well.

1868
02:08:10,260 --> 02:08:10,980
See you later.

1869
02:08:10,980 --> 02:08:11,480
Okay.

1870
02:08:11,480 --> 02:08:11,720
Okay.

1871
02:08:11,720 --> 02:08:11,720
Okay.

1872
02:08:11,720 --> 02:08:41,700
I'm sorry.

1873
02:08:41,700 --> 02:09:11,680
I'm sorry.

1874
02:09:11,680 --> 02:09:14,400
If I were you, I'd get off this island too.

1875
02:09:16,520 --> 02:09:17,920
She really pushed it.

1876
02:09:18,820 --> 02:09:20,220
Here, catch.

1877
02:09:22,300 --> 02:09:23,680
Better get a move on.

1878
02:09:24,460 --> 02:09:25,380
See you around.

1879
02:09:32,660 --> 02:09:33,880
Very cute.

1880
02:09:36,880 --> 02:09:58,020
Let's do this.

1881
02:09:58,020 --> 02:10:01,580
I don't know why I went all red in the camera there.

1882
02:10:01,900 --> 02:10:02,800
Hello, line four.

1883
02:10:02,880 --> 02:10:03,160
Good evening.

1884
02:10:11,480 --> 02:10:12,700
We're going home.

1885
02:10:14,300 --> 02:10:15,540
We got the trophy.

1886
02:10:15,680 --> 02:10:16,460
We're going home.

1887
02:10:19,580 --> 02:10:21,700
It's not over yet, Snake.

1888
02:10:22,600 --> 02:10:24,080
It's not over yet.

1889
02:10:24,520 --> 02:10:24,880
Liquid.

1890
02:10:28,560 --> 02:10:30,140
Casual carnage, how are you?

1891
02:10:35,580 --> 02:10:37,200
We have to get off this island now.

1892
02:10:37,260 --> 02:10:38,140
It's going to blow any minute.

1893
02:10:38,540 --> 02:10:39,240
It's going to what?

1894
02:10:39,620 --> 02:10:41,400
Watch me complete the game like this.

1895
02:10:43,820 --> 02:10:46,540
Have you ever seen anyone complete the game like this?

1896
02:10:47,480 --> 02:10:48,180
Promise you.

1897
02:10:48,180 --> 02:11:18,040
Oh, for fuck's sake.

1898
02:11:18,700 --> 02:11:20,360
It's going to be a tall order now.

1899
02:11:20,420 --> 02:11:21,400
We've got the teddy bear key.

1900
02:11:22,100 --> 02:11:24,700
I swore to yeah, I'd fucking do this.

1901
02:11:26,760 --> 02:11:27,640
Hang on, sweetheart.

1902
02:11:28,740 --> 02:11:29,220
Sweetheart?

1903
02:11:29,320 --> 02:11:30,660
She's a fucking kid's man.

1904
02:11:42,380 --> 02:11:43,280
He's fucked.

1905
02:11:43,280 --> 02:11:43,320
He's fucked.

1906
02:11:57,320 --> 02:11:59,100
I'm going to complete the game like that.

1907
02:11:59,360 --> 02:12:00,480
Don't care what you say.

1908
02:12:01,020 --> 02:12:02,180
Don't care what you do.

1909
02:12:05,040 --> 02:12:15,240
Right, so... the key. Use the jet ski. Come on, sweetheart. Hang on, sweetheart. Hang on. Okay, thanks very much.

1910
02:12:19,860 --> 02:12:27,520
Feel the speed. It's like being in the game. It's like I'm inside the tunnel on the fucking back of a jet ski, man.

1911
02:12:29,100 --> 02:12:29,500
Snake.

1912
02:12:29,500 --> 02:12:43,840
Snake. I'm not playing this yet. It's only in the moment when I'm playing this.

1913
02:12:43,840 --> 02:13:09,680
No!

1914
02:13:09,680 --> 02:13:11,680
No!

1915
02:13:11,680 --> 02:13:25,680
Ashley!

1916
02:13:25,680 --> 02:13:29,680
She's dead! She's fucking dead man!

1917
02:13:29,680 --> 02:13:31,680
No!

1918
02:13:31,680 --> 02:13:41,680
Leon!

1919
02:13:41,680 --> 02:13:43,680
Come on!

1920
02:13:43,680 --> 02:13:45,680
Let's go home.

1921
02:13:45,680 --> 02:13:49,680
Sounds like a great idea. Mission accomplished. Right, Leon?

1922
02:13:49,680 --> 02:13:53,680
Not quite. I still have to get you home safe.

1923
02:13:55,680 --> 02:14:01,680
So, uh, after you take me back to my place, how about we do some, um, overtime?

1924
02:14:01,680 --> 02:14:03,680
What the fuck is this?

1925
02:14:03,680 --> 02:14:05,680
Sorry.

1926
02:14:05,680 --> 02:14:06,680
Dustin! Dustin!

1927
02:14:06,680 --> 02:14:07,680
Okay, thanks very much.

1928
02:14:07,680 --> 02:14:09,680
But it doesn't hurt DAS, you know?

1929
02:14:09,680 --> 02:14:13,680
So, who was that woman anyway?

1930
02:14:13,680 --> 02:14:15,680
Why do you ask?

1931
02:14:15,680 --> 02:14:17,680
Come on, tell me.

1932
02:14:17,680 --> 02:14:19,680
She's like a part of me I can't let go.

1933
02:14:19,680 --> 02:14:21,680
Let's leave it at that.

1934
02:14:21,680 --> 02:14:23,680
Player Redfield, is it?

1935
02:14:23,680 --> 02:14:31,680
Your RTE and the Elite 20 top players do not deserve the money they get!

1936
02:14:31,680 --> 02:14:33,680
Brilliant stuff.

1937
02:14:33,680 --> 02:14:35,680
Another one bites the dust, huh?

1938
02:14:35,680 --> 02:14:37,680
We got there in the end.

1939
02:14:37,680 --> 02:14:39,680
Game design.

1940
02:14:39,680 --> 02:14:42,680
Hiroshi Shibata, Kooji Kakee.

1941
02:14:42,680 --> 02:14:45,680
Kakee Shigenori Nishikawa.

1942
02:14:45,680 --> 02:14:51,680
Coders. Lead Coders. Kiyahiko Sakata.

1943
02:14:51,680 --> 02:14:53,680
Hello Line 4, good evening.

1944
02:14:53,680 --> 02:15:01,680
Kanuri Inui. Art production. Done. By the, by the, the, the man, the legend, the myth, Yasuki Kan.

1945
02:15:01,680 --> 02:15:08,680
Yasuki Kan't. You thought he can't? Well, Yasuki Kan, he did it. He went and did it and he did a great fucking job too.

1946
02:15:08,680 --> 02:15:12,680
Hidenori Kuyama. It's ya boi, Hidenori.

1947
02:15:12,680 --> 02:15:19,680
Characters and creatures. Designed by Masa- Masa- Masa- Masa- Masa- Masa- Yamanaka.

1948
02:15:19,680 --> 02:15:24,680
Characters and creatures motion.

1949
02:15:24,680 --> 02:15:31,680
Uh, Nabukaya Yamazaki. And also Keiji Satu as well. We gotta give a big shout out to Keiji.

1950
02:15:31,680 --> 02:15:36,680
Visual effects by... Ricky, thank you very much Ricky.

1951
02:15:36,680 --> 02:15:43,680
Good evening, guys. Thanks very much Ricky. Do you like Steely Dan, do you? I really, I do. Yeah, I went to see them last year at the point.

1952
02:15:43,680 --> 02:15:51,680
Naoki Yoshikawa, designer of the interface. Let's not forget about the sound, okay?

1953
02:15:51,680 --> 02:15:57,680
Sound is an integral part of the game. The lead composer on this game was Misao Shenbange.

1954
02:15:57,680 --> 02:16:05,680
Also, a big shout out to Yoshito Kato. Cinematography or cinematics in the game, should I say. Hiddi Gondo. A bit of Hiddi.

1955
02:16:05,680 --> 02:16:11,680
And also Toshia Kotani was one of the lead designers too. Cinematics designers continues.

1956
02:16:11,680 --> 02:16:19,680
Satoshi Oginu and Tsubasa Nakai. Yasuki Maida and Akira Masoodu. Character face models.

1957
02:16:19,680 --> 02:16:25,680
Now, Leon S. Kennedy was known by Christian Dwer. Ashley was Brooke Elizabeth Matheson.

1958
02:16:25,680 --> 02:16:29,680
And technical support by Naiko. Can't remember your... Couldn't see your second name.

1959
02:16:29,680 --> 02:16:35,680
Character face models. Ryuichi Okano. Makeup artist Ryoti Oeji.

1960
02:16:35,680 --> 02:16:49,680
Motion capture. We got a tune? We do. Teru... Teru... Teruake Ogawa.

1961
02:16:49,680 --> 02:16:56,680
Big shout out to Muni... Muni Nero Yao. I'm having a hard time with these... These fucking names today. It was...

1962
02:16:56,680 --> 02:17:01,680
Hey, I was great at the Shenmue and the... And the last... The last Resident Evil. Not this.

1963
02:17:01,680 --> 02:17:11,680
Brandon Gay. Did the fucking English text. The man Gay. Well done Brandon. You're the best Gay in the game man.

1964
02:17:11,680 --> 02:17:15,680
Yeah Brandon. You're the best Gay man.

1965
02:17:15,680 --> 02:17:25,680
Voice director was Ginny McSween. Engineer, Elliot Anders. Jackie Shriver and Amanda Wyatt. Get special thanks.

1966
02:17:25,680 --> 02:17:34,720
Thanks was a voice director with Susan Hart promotional movie done by Nate who satel your cheeky Cora and Kazoo you tacky motor

1967
02:17:35,160 --> 02:17:39,960
Special thanks to Tatsuya Minami supporting companies also a neuron age

1968
02:17:40,740 --> 02:17:42,480
digital frontiers

1969
02:17:42,480 --> 02:17:43,860
orbital link

1970
02:17:43,860 --> 02:17:46,920
sound looks DMG design music group

1971
02:17:47,400 --> 02:17:48,480
vicon

1972
02:17:48,480 --> 02:17:54,720
Big shout out to the fucking Japanese words. I can't I don't know how to say those and rescuers gotta say something guys

1973
02:17:54,720 --> 02:18:00,300
You rescued the game. It looked like it was gonna be shite, but you changed up the game Resident Evil 4

1974
02:18:00,900 --> 02:18:04,760
Revolutionized the franchise for a second time and then it got revolutionized again

1975
02:18:06,460 --> 02:18:08,460
By Resident Evil 7

1976
02:18:09,300 --> 02:18:11,300
Capcom big shout out to the Capcom boys

1977
02:18:12,120 --> 02:18:17,840
No cap the characters and events depicted in this game are fictitious any similarity to actual persons living or dead is purely coincidental

1978
02:18:17,840 --> 02:18:22,960
The game is protected under the laws of Raccoon Police Department bollocks an authorized Oh

1979
02:18:23,760 --> 02:18:25,760
Pull script

1980
02:18:26,760 --> 02:18:27,760
Hunnigan is that you?

1981
02:18:28,560 --> 02:18:38,040
Finally the line's jack free. Hey Hunnigan no glasses forget the glasses. What's the status of the mission? I've rescued the subject. We're returning home

1982
02:18:38,040 --> 02:18:46,440
You did it Leon. Thanks. You know you're kind of cute without those glasses. Give me your number when I get back. May I remind you that you're still on duty?

1983
02:18:48,420 --> 02:18:50,420
Story of my life

1984
02:18:50,420 --> 02:18:52,420
*BOOM*

1985
02:18:52,420 --> 02:18:54,420
*BOOM*

1986
02:18:54,420 --> 02:18:56,420
*BOOM*

1987
02:18:56,420 --> 02:18:58,420
*BOOM*

1988
02:18:58,420 --> 02:19:00,420
*BOOM*

1989
02:19:00,420 --> 02:19:02,420
*BOOM*

1990
02:19:02,420 --> 02:19:04,420
That's enough of that.

1991
02:19:04,420 --> 02:19:06,420
Big fat dub valve there for that game.

1992
02:19:06,420 --> 02:19:08,420
*BOOM*

1993
02:19:08,420 --> 02:19:10,420
That man. The fuck the fuck.

1994
02:19:10,420 --> 02:19:12,420
Clearly you can't pass for it.

1995
02:19:12,420 --> 02:19:14,420
Clearly you can't pass for it.

1996
02:19:14,420 --> 02:19:18,420
Hit ratio 65%, enemies killed 934.

1997
02:19:18,420 --> 02:19:35,800
Number of times killed, 83. Clear time, 34 hours, 51 seconds and 30 fucking milliseconds. 34 hours, 51 seconds, 51 minutes, 51 minutes and 30 seconds.

1998
02:19:35,800 --> 02:20:05,100
That's a speed run. You want to know how to speed? You come to my channel. You want to know how to speed run? You come and watch me game. You want to know how to play games properly? You come and see how they play properly on my channel. You don't ever come back here again.

1999
02:20:06,100 --> 02:20:19,900
Okay? And that might sound counterproductive, but do come back. But don't, if you're fucking looking at me thinking I'm a joker, I don't want to ever fucking see you here again. Okay? Get the hell out of my fucking room.

2000
02:20:25,500 --> 02:20:34,280
You can now buy an infinite launcher and a Matilda from the merchant. Save it, yeah? Why not?

2001
02:20:34,280 --> 02:20:36,280
*Sigh*

2002
02:20:36,280 --> 02:20:38,280
*Sigh*

2003
02:20:38,280 --> 02:20:40,280
*Sigh*

2004
02:20:40,280 --> 02:20:42,280
*Sigh*

2005
02:20:42,280 --> 02:20:44,280
*Sigh*

2006
02:20:44,280 --> 02:20:46,280
*Sigh*

2007
02:20:46,280 --> 02:20:48,280
*Sigh*

2008
02:20:48,280 --> 02:20:50,280
*Sigh*

2009
02:20:50,280 --> 02:20:52,280
*Sigh*

2010
02:20:54,280 --> 02:20:55,280
*Sigh*

2011
02:20:55,280 --> 02:20:56,280
*Sigh*

2012
02:21:16,280 --> 02:21:17,280
*Sigh*

2013
02:21:19,280 --> 02:21:21,280
That's the score of the game.

2014
02:21:26,280 --> 02:21:28,280
3-1. Full time 3-1.

2015
02:21:29,280 --> 02:21:31,280
Well, that's it for tonight.

2016
02:21:31,280 --> 02:21:33,280
It was a fantastic speedrun.

2017
02:21:33,280 --> 02:21:36,280
What can I say? We all pulled through.

2018
02:21:36,280 --> 02:21:39,280
I don't know why you're so obsessed with me!

2019
02:21:39,280 --> 02:21:41,280
We all came through. It was a fantastic situation.

2020
02:21:41,280 --> 02:21:44,280
I don't know if we've ever seen anything like it.

2021
02:21:44,280 --> 02:21:46,280
I certainly have never seen anything like it.

2022
02:21:46,280 --> 02:21:48,280
It was a pretty one-sided situation.

2023
02:21:48,280 --> 02:21:50,280
I don't know anything about it.

2024
02:21:50,280 --> 02:21:53,280
Yes, you do know everything about it, though.

2025
02:21:53,280 --> 02:21:57,280
You've been peddling lies about this game for the last 300 years.

2026
02:21:57,280 --> 02:22:00,280
And all I want to say is this.

2027
02:22:00,280 --> 02:22:02,280
You interviewed me, you gave me a 20-minute interview,

2028
02:22:02,280 --> 02:22:05,280
and without explanation you chopped it on your radio program.

2029
02:22:05,280 --> 02:22:07,280
We often chop pieces for length.

2030
02:22:07,280 --> 02:22:08,280
Ah, that's crap. Absolutely.

2031
02:22:08,280 --> 02:22:10,280
Number three. It's not crap. It's customer practice.

2032
02:22:10,280 --> 02:22:11,280
Number three, Frank.

2033
02:22:11,280 --> 02:22:15,280
Why if this miserable childhood that you had in Limerick,

2034
02:22:15,280 --> 02:22:18,280
this so-called miserable childhood that you've...

2035
02:22:18,280 --> 02:22:21,280
you've... you've... you've peddled your lies all over the world, right?

2036
02:22:21,280 --> 02:22:25,280
Miserable lanes of Limerick, miserable childhood, miserable people of Limerick,

2037
02:22:25,280 --> 02:22:28,280
misery, misery, misery, the whole flippin' way.

2038
02:22:28,280 --> 02:22:35,280
If that's the case, why did you not discuss your well-paid employment with Jackie Brosnan?

2039
02:22:35,280 --> 02:22:41,280
Why did you not discuss your years with St. Joseph's Biscount movement?

2040
02:22:41,280 --> 02:22:42,280
You never discussed it.

2041
02:22:42,280 --> 02:22:44,280
Okay, for the same reason I might discuss...

2042
02:22:44,280 --> 02:22:45,280
St. Joseph's Biscount was the elite...

2043
02:22:45,280 --> 02:22:48,280
You've had enough time now.

2044
02:22:48,280 --> 02:22:49,280
Hang on, you've had enough movement.

2045
02:22:49,280 --> 02:22:51,280
You are a liar.

2046
02:22:51,280 --> 02:22:52,280
Okay, you've made your point.

2047
02:22:52,280 --> 02:22:53,280
You are a liar.

2048
02:22:53,280 --> 02:22:54,280
Jerry, can I ask you one question?

2049
02:22:54,280 --> 02:22:57,280
And I think it's the reason Frank was asking you how old you were,

2050
02:22:57,280 --> 02:23:00,280
is that he's writing of a time from before you were born.

2051
02:23:00,280 --> 02:23:02,280
Frank, you're a... you're a journalist.

2052
02:23:02,280 --> 02:23:04,280
You've heard of research.

2053
02:23:04,280 --> 02:23:05,280
I mean, isn't that so?

2054
02:23:05,280 --> 02:23:06,280
You're a journalist. You've heard of research.

2055
02:23:06,280 --> 02:23:09,280
I have interviewed over 70 people that are contemporaries of Frank McCord.

2056
02:23:09,280 --> 02:23:11,280
I interviewed Myra Gallagher.

2057
02:23:11,280 --> 02:23:16,280
She described Angela McCord as the angel of the lanes.

2058
02:23:16,280 --> 02:23:17,280
Angela McCord...

2059
02:23:17,280 --> 02:23:18,280
The late Jim Kemmie...

2060
02:23:18,280 --> 02:23:19,280
The late Jim Kemmie...

2061
02:23:19,280 --> 02:23:25,280
...was an accurate description of the way things were in the limerick of their mutual youth.

2062
02:23:25,280 --> 02:23:28,280
Jim Kemmie, with all due respect, was a very close friend.

2063
02:23:28,280 --> 02:23:29,280
No, he wasn't.

2064
02:23:29,280 --> 02:23:31,280
I didn't meet him just before he died.

2065
02:23:31,280 --> 02:23:32,280
Yes, he was.

2066
02:23:32,280 --> 02:23:34,280
I met him just before he died.

2067
02:23:34,280 --> 02:23:35,280
So you're a liar.

2068
02:23:35,280 --> 02:23:36,280
I can't believe a word down your mouth.

2069
02:23:36,280 --> 02:23:37,280
You're a liar.

2070
02:23:37,280 --> 02:23:38,280
I met him just before he died.

2071
02:23:38,280 --> 02:23:39,280
I can't believe a word down your mouth.

2072
02:23:39,280 --> 02:23:40,280
I'm sorry, I don't believe you.

2073
02:23:40,280 --> 02:23:41,280
Jim Kemmie.

2074
02:23:41,280 --> 02:23:42,280
You're a liar.

2075
02:23:42,280 --> 02:23:43,280
Jim Kemmie.

2076
02:23:43,280 --> 02:23:46,280
I'm not sure who the audience are applauding, by the way.

2077
02:23:46,280 --> 02:23:49,280
But I must let Frank get back in from the charges to respond to the charges you made.

2078
02:23:49,280 --> 02:23:50,280
Charges.

2079
02:23:50,280 --> 02:23:53,280
The name Theresa Camry was one I made up.

2080
02:23:53,280 --> 02:23:54,280
Because I'm never going to name...

2081
02:23:54,280 --> 02:23:56,280
Because I was not going to name the actual person.

2082
02:23:56,280 --> 02:23:58,280
Did you often make up the name of the girl in Bavaria?

2083
02:23:58,280 --> 02:24:01,280
You seem to have a morbid fascination for...

2084
02:24:01,280 --> 02:24:03,280
I do, I like women.

2085
02:24:03,280 --> 02:24:04,280
For necrophilia.

2086
02:24:04,280 --> 02:24:05,280
If you don't mind, I like women.

2087
02:24:05,280 --> 02:24:06,280
Necrophilia.

2088
02:24:06,280 --> 02:24:08,280
I love women.

2089
02:24:08,280 --> 02:24:10,280
I'm mad about women.

2090
02:24:10,280 --> 02:24:15,280
I've been married three times and the one I'm married to now has got to last forever because

2091
02:24:15,280 --> 02:24:17,280
I'm infatuated with women.

2092
02:24:17,280 --> 02:24:18,280
Women who are three weeks away from their death.

2093
02:24:18,280 --> 02:24:20,280
And to protect my own wife I make up a false name.

2094
02:24:20,280 --> 02:24:21,280
Dead.

2095
02:24:21,280 --> 02:24:24,420
I don't know why you're so obsessed with me.

2096
02:24:24,660 --> 02:24:26,020
Don't you have a life?

2097
02:24:26,500 --> 02:24:27,660
Go ahead and live.

2098
02:24:27,800 --> 02:24:28,520
Do something.

2099
02:24:29,800 --> 02:24:30,960
Go ahead.

2100
02:24:31,540 --> 02:24:32,620
Find a cause.

2101
02:24:33,180 --> 02:24:36,860
There are poor people in Limerick.

2102
02:24:36,980 --> 02:24:38,760
Go and help the poor of Limerick.

2103
02:24:39,120 --> 02:24:41,260
Don't obsess with me all the time.

2104
02:24:41,580 --> 02:24:42,200
You're there.

2105
02:24:42,520 --> 02:24:44,800
You're in a city in Ireland, south of Ireland.

2106
02:24:45,000 --> 02:24:46,440
And you're obsessed with me.

2107
02:24:46,800 --> 02:24:48,720
And I'm sure there are a few people in there.

2108
02:24:48,720 --> 02:24:49,260
The two women you name.

2109
02:24:49,260 --> 02:24:51,440
When they sent out casting calls.

2110
02:24:51,680 --> 02:24:53,420
Hundreds of people showed up.

2111
02:24:53,440 --> 02:24:55,120
Hundreds of people showed up.

2112
02:24:55,360 --> 02:24:57,300
Then they brought their children to be an angel.

2113
02:24:57,760 --> 02:25:01,040
And if they hated the book and the movie.

2114
02:25:01,240 --> 02:25:04,420
Why were they auditioning for this terrible movie?

2115
02:25:05,120 --> 02:25:06,460
You said Willie Harrell.

2116
02:25:06,760 --> 02:25:08,700
Look, I got to head off.

2117
02:25:08,920 --> 02:25:11,580
Because there is no...

2118
02:25:11,580 --> 02:25:14,300
Carmen Sandiego is loaded up on my screen here.

2119
02:25:14,300 --> 02:25:16,300
But it's not loaded up on the...

2120
02:25:16,300 --> 02:25:21,080
On this.

2121
02:25:21,220 --> 02:25:21,640
On this.

2122
02:25:21,720 --> 02:25:22,520
I don't know if...

2123
02:25:22,520 --> 02:25:24,760
Because you have to close OBS and restart it.

2124
02:25:25,380 --> 02:25:26,820
But to be honest, I can't be fucked.

2125
02:25:26,900 --> 02:25:28,760
I've been playing since 8 or 7.

2126
02:25:29,580 --> 02:25:32,420
It's been two and a half hours of Resident Evil.

2127
02:25:33,380 --> 02:25:36,380
And plus there was an amazing ending to that game as well.

2128
02:25:36,560 --> 02:25:41,340
Which featured the first ever live action kind of ending.

2129
02:25:41,660 --> 02:25:48,440
Where I simultaneously mimed what it must have been like to have been riding on the back of a speedboat.

2130
02:25:49,160 --> 02:25:50,500
Or a jet ski.

2131
02:25:51,300 --> 02:25:52,740
So you got that, you know.

2132
02:25:54,680 --> 02:25:56,100
You got that in the bag.

2133
02:25:56,220 --> 02:25:57,580
You can see Carmen Sandiego.

2134
02:25:57,700 --> 02:25:58,580
My glass is there.

2135
02:26:00,260 --> 02:26:01,420
We'll play that again.

2136
02:26:01,520 --> 02:26:03,020
It'll be another day.

2137
02:26:03,140 --> 02:26:03,680
Another game.

2138
02:26:04,000 --> 02:26:05,960
All that's left to say is goodnight and God bless.

2139
02:26:06,060 --> 02:26:08,920
And thank you very much everybody who tunes in to these streams.

2140
02:26:09,340 --> 02:26:10,520
And watches play the games.

2141
02:26:11,020 --> 02:26:12,200
And supports us all the way.

2142
02:26:12,960 --> 02:26:13,860
It's an honour.

2143
02:26:14,140 --> 02:26:14,860
It's a privilege.

2144
02:26:15,420 --> 02:26:17,840
And it's three days away from the death.

2145
02:26:18,460 --> 02:26:22,780
And there is nowhere in the book that it's written there was any consent given.

2146
02:26:23,420 --> 02:26:24,720
So with that in mind.

2147
02:26:26,020 --> 02:26:27,480
And with Willie Harold.

2148
02:26:28,240 --> 02:26:29,240
Close to our hearts.

2149
02:26:29,420 --> 02:26:30,460
We'll say goodnight.

2150
02:26:30,640 --> 02:26:31,080
God bless.

2151
02:26:32,100 --> 02:26:33,060
And take it easy.

2152
02:26:33,220 --> 02:26:34,540
Goodnight and God bless.

2153
02:26:34,800 --> 02:26:35,520
And thank you very much.

2154
02:26:36,000 --> 02:26:36,380
And bye bye.

2155
02:26:38,540 --> 02:26:39,660
Dant injustice!

2156
02:26:39,860 --> 02:26:40,600
Okay, thanks very much.

2157
02:26:40,600 --> 02:26:42,500
Thank you.
